LORDS OF APATHY

January 24, 2010

NEW LOA SCREENSAVER!

Enduring a season of Brett "Pants on the Ground" Favre playing for the Vikngs and sweeping my Packers was TOTALLY worth it! Especially considering the spectacular fashion in which he singlehandedly flushed their season down the toilet with his standard late-game interception; -snatching defeat from the jaws of certain victory. This might be just the dagger to drive Favre back into his 29th retirement. Yawn...

20 comments:

jon brong said...

just brett favre, being brett favre.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

When Favre initially signed with the Vikings, it was like finding out your girlfriend is fucking your worst enemy. Watching Favre fuck up that game for the Vikings was like finding out your ex girlfriend just caught a scorching case of herpes from your worst enemy... Win-win.

Anonymous said...

i know it wasnt as amazing as the fudgePackers play off season..

oh wait

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I know it wasn't as amazing as all those Vikings Superbowl victories...

Oh wait

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I know that fresh defeat really burns. But you have to admit, A fitting end to the whole Favre /Vikings Soap opera. All of the hype, all of the rubbing Packers fans' noses in it... Kinda seems like all of that was for nothing now, doesn't it?

boozin sarandon said...

i won hella money on that game

Anonymous said...

i think someone is a little butt hurt that favre had the Best year of his career with the vikings.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

And a lot of good it did them...
Horseshoes and hand grenades.

strange said...

Fuck yes go saints.

Anonymous said...

When I saw Favre singing "Pants on the Ground" and shilling for American Idol, part of me hoped the Saints would put him through the turf and definitively end his career.

Anonymous said...

Haha, Favre fucked the Vikes in the end, just like I said he would. Go Saints!

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU AND THIS BLOG. YOU CAN ALL SUCK IT.

Reality said...

Wow. How can you live with such bitterness and jealousy in your life? For a fucking football player? You need to take a step back, look at the big picture and just kill yourself. Pathetic.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Say; You may be onto something there... No wait, you're totally totally not.

Anonymous said...

Awwww...It's OK Snickerdoodoo. We all understand that you are a tad bitter about things. I'd be upset too if my herpes riddled ex-girlfriend came into my house and ASS RAPED me twice with her 300 lb. mulleted cohort in a merciless, bloody, double penetration ass-fuck fiesta!

Maybe by labor day your bloody, gaping butthole will have healed enough so brett and jared can do it again!

ENJOY THE SEASON! (and the herps)

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Yeah, either that; or Favre finally retires (for real) and you guys throw T-Jack or Rosenfels in there. This will lead to the Vikes getting swept by Green Bay, scratching their way to 8 and 8 on the season, no wildcard, and no playoffs (-as is standard in seasons when not having an ex-Packer at Quarterback).

Enjoy.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Also, -great gay rape references by the way. Your writing seems so raw and effortless... -As if you had experienced ass rape first hand. Either that or you are a bitter Vikings fan. (Sorry to be redundant)

RasTroy said...

HELL YES. This shit is too good. They should call farve The Silencer, cause I'm not hearing shit outta any of you fairweather clowns out in minneap.

SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHO DAT!?!?

Anonymous said...

A-rodge would have ran it.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting all this favre material, I get so much joy from seeing his predictable failure. Go Green Bay!!!!