SUCK IT FAVRE.

Aaron Rodgers just took a steaming dump on your legacy.

POETIC JUSTICE

Please PLEASE come back and play for the Vikings next Season!

BOW THE FUCK DOWN

I take pride in the Chicago Bears sending this clown's career to thugz mansion. Cory Wooten putting Brett Favre's pants and face on the ground is a memory I'll cherish for the rest of my life. I'm gonna let Boyz II Men ride this fool out...

FAVRE COCK HUMOR

(Good looking out Khaki Bikini)

Airport Shopping

Thunderstorms in Chicago kept me at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport all day. Delta wouldn't tell us when we could leave, so I had no choice but to pound Coronas at Chilis Too until I blacked out. When I woke up, I was at the checkout counter at something called The Spirit of the Red Horse buying the painting shown above. Turns out all sales are final.

Trying to walk off the disappointment of a $2500 tab for a painting of two grizzlies in a canoe, I stopped into a store called Sport Minnesota where I saw the shirt below. Seriously, under what circumstances would buying this tee be acceptable?

MORE FAVRE ANGST

I know the feeling...

DAGGER

PRICELESS...

NEW LOA SCREENSAVER!

Enduring a season of Brett "Pants on the Ground" Favre playing for the Vikngs and sweeping my Packers was TOTALLY worth it! Especially considering the spectacular fashion in which he singlehandedly flushed their season down the toilet with his standard late-game interception; -snatching defeat from the jaws of certain victory. This might be just the dagger to drive Favre back into his 29th retirement. Yawn...

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL!??

Here's to Americas most insidious traitor, Brett Favre, getting disemboweled tonight on Monday Night Football. Eat a dick and die asshole...

FUCK BRETT FAVRE

Brett Favre is dead to me.
Instead of referring to Benedict Arnold when referencing the slimiest of traitors, please use the term "pulling a Brett Favre" from now on. I waited for a few weeks to even acknowledge this sonofabitch because I figured the odds of him (re-re-re)retiring (again) were high enough where I might not even need to waste my breath on his trifling ass. But it looks like he's actually going through with it; doing the unthinkable...-the unspeakable... -the unforgivable!! -Playing for the loathsome division rival Minnesota Vikings. Talk about a sellout. I know the guy wants to play, and I don't begrudge him that... But the Vikings?? Seriously; come on dude... -The vikings... -Really?
Here's to you setting the league record for most interceptions in one season, and leading the Vikes to their worst record ever...

Eat shit and die asshole.

LIL' WAYNE; RENAISSANCE MAN

DUDE!! Not only does Lil' Weezy have a blog on ESPN.com now, but his favorite NFL player of all time is Brett Favre, and his favorite team is the Green Bay Packers! Rapper/ Blogger/ Packer fan/ Tattoo guy/ dude who boned Lauren London... How is it possible to be this cool all at once!? Watch your back Jay-Z, you might have some competition in the "people's lives I'd want to lead" category.

BRING ME THE HEAD OF TED THOMPSON...

DENIAL... That's what I've been in for the past month trying to come to terms with this whole Packers/ Favre DEBACLE. This is so depressing and surreal... It's like watching a video of your girlfriend fuck your arch-enemy (well not 'ARCH' enemy (I.E. Vikings), but regular enemy (I.E. Jets) in super-slow-mo...-And all because Ted Thompson made it happen. Suck my Balls Ted Thompson.

LOA PRESENTS: A VERY SPECIAL WALK DOWN FAVRE MEMORY LANE

All this Favre drama is really making me nostalgic about what Brett Favre has meant to diehard cheesheads everywhere for the past 17 years. I'm fed up with the rollercoaster-esque mindfuck he's put us through since he announced his 'retirement' several months ago... But I can't say I'm not excited to see our boy back out there for another season (or more) doing what he does. Football just won't be the same without him. Here's a compilation of all of the LOA Favre-related posts from the last couple of years. Take a few moments to re-live the glory.

GODDAMMIT FAVRE...

DUDE... You're my favorite athlete of all time, so I'm cutting you a lot of slack here... But fucking come on already... You're seriously fucking my shit up right now. I'd finally come to terms with your hasty 'retirement'. I was fully embracing our boy Aaron Rogers as the heir apparent at starting QB for the green and gold. And now; just when I've landed in a good spot mentally, Favre's got the itch to play again... I mean, It'd be crazy for GM Ted Thompson to say no to that, especially based on last year's amazing season (sans Giants game), but wow dude... Shit timing on your part. You're basically making everybody screw the pooch here. Make up your fucking mind already. If you come back you better come for at least 2 more seasons and you better justify all of this with a freaking Superbowl! Sorry Aaron Rodgers, that sucks, but it is Favre we're talking about...

SURPRISE!!!-TOM CRUISE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING LUNATIC

I love Tom Cruise's inflection when he speaks... It's like every sentence is trying to seem like the most intense, important thing in the world; -which isn't easy mind you. If at any point you randomly happened to say the most important thing in the world, imagine having to one-up that sentence directly afterward, again and again. I just think that kind of pressure would be too much. Not only would you have to come up with a lot of heavy-ass shit to say, but you'd have to pace it so that it would build and build into a crescendo of knowledge being born in rapid-fire succession. And if that wasn't enough, take into account that as you're birthing all of this profound knowledge, you could not cry out in pain, -you would have to remain completely silent (aside from what you're saying), nor could you take anti-depressants afterward... -Just some supplements.
(Good looking out Joe Deezy)

FAVRE

You may have been wondering why acknowledgement of Brett Favre's retirement has not been made thus far on LOA. I'm not sure how many official stages of grief there are, but I know for the last 2 days I've been solidly locked down in the denial stage... Brett Favre retiring is like finding out your dog died, there's no Santa Claus, no Easter Bunny and getting kicked in the genitals all at once. It's a little overwhelming to think that it's all over... For those of us who live and breathe Packers football, this is nothing short of tragic. For the last 17 seasons, Brett Favre has inspired us all and will be the standard in which all future QBs will be judged. I just wanted to say thanks for the memories Brett, you are a true LOA gangster. (Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to go curl up in the fetal position while sucking my thumb, and cry my eyes out.)

OUR BOY FAVRE!

Brett Favre breaks Dan Marino's career passing record to become the NFL leader with 61,405 yards. A simple slant pattern to his favorite receiver gave Brett Favre another record in a milestone season and clinched a first-round playoff bye for the Green Bay Packers. Favre threw for 227 yards and two touchdowns, eclipsing Dan Marino's career record of 61,361 to become the NFL leader in yards passing, in a 33-14 victory over the St. Louis Rams (3-11). Favre, in his 17th season, now has 61,405 yards passing. Green Bay (12-2) needed only to win to secure the bye after Seattle lost to Carolina, 13-10. When the 38-year-old Favre set the record on a seven-yard toss to Donald Driver on the Packers' first drive of the fourth quarter, he had all the fans rooting for him in a sold-out Edward Jones Dome that appeared half-filled with Packers fans.
The game was halted for a few minutes as the record was acknowledged. Driver hugged Favre, who shook hands with referee Ron Winter.
Quoteworthy: "I've said this all along: I've never considered myself to be in the same league as Dan Marino." -- Brett Favre, Packers quarterback

BRETT FAVRE VIDEO GAME MOONWALK

FAVRE -DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!!!

Seriously; give it up... -Our boy is nice!! a belated congratulations to Brett Favre for surpassing Dan Marino as the NFL's all-time leader in TD passes with 422. Aaaaawwwww SNAP!! The Pack is off to a 4 and 0 start... -Who want's some -WHAT!-WHAT!! -Bring it muthafuckas!!!

AMERICA: A LITTLE OLDER

I have a lot of "issues" with America, mostly with the people running it
and well, franky, some of the people living in it. I'd rather not dwell on
the negative. The place still has some good qualities to it, like feedom,
packer games, cook outs, beer and porn just to name a few.
You know what I'm sayin.