Romantic Getaway

I'm trying to get my Valentine's Day plans together and thought about taking my boo to Sybaris. Sybaris is a chain of fuck hotels romance chalets in suburban Chicago and Milwaukee. It's pretty sweet: you get a private pool and hot tub, all of the walls and ceilings are mirrors, and they give you like a zillion towels. I was looking online for reviews to see if this was a place I wanted to go and found this video. In all seriousness, I think this dude was my Little League coach. No idea who Tammy is, but she works the hell out of those denim shorts. Skip ahead to the 2 minute mark and you'll also see her work the hell out of the sex swing.