LORDS OF APATHY

January 11, 2010

WHITE BABIES

This is gonna sound kindof fucked up and racist, but most of the time, I think white babies look creepy as fuck. I was talking to disgraced blogger Kid Lover about it a few weeks ago and he begrudgingly agreed with me. Now note, I'm not saying this about 'ALL' white babies, -I see some that are perfectly adorable. I'm just saying that most of the white babies I see look like horrible horrible little monsters. This isn't just some rant I'm formulating out of thin air, I've got mad data to support my findings. At one point, while waiting for a Connecting flight in Las Vegas I went like 9-for-9 on my theory. Nothing against them; I'm sure most of them will grow up and look perfectly normal, I'm just saying... White babies a lot of times look creepy to me.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah, but how do you feel about white baby mamas?

bo said...

not racist its profiling its ok bro....if you cared.

bo said...

this particular baby looks like the alien from mac n me. for the rec.

Anonymous said...

actually she looks like gollum from lord of the rings.

Manny said...

The most terrifying white baby I've ever seen was in that movie "Away We Go." It was an alien, and as my girl would attest I actual made a loud whimpering sound when I saw it.

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/z/Q/T/awaywegopic3.jpg

Anonymous said...

Hey Faggot.

Fuck off with this trite.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

With this trite what?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, a lot of white babies either look like old ladies, or John Goodman. It's like looking at fucking Benjamin Button.

Anonymous said...

the anonymous person dropping the "f" bomb definitely has an ugly white baby and is bummed on it...