January 11, 2010
This is gonna sound kindof fucked up and racist, but most of the time, I think white babies look creepy as fuck. I was talking to disgraced blogger Kid Lover about it a few weeks ago and he begrudgingly agreed with me. Now note, I'm not saying this about 'ALL' white babies, -I see some that are perfectly adorable. I'm just saying that most of the white babies I see look like horrible horrible little monsters. This isn't just some rant I'm formulating out of thin air, I've got mad data to support my findings. At one point, while waiting for a Connecting flight in Las Vegas I went like 9-for-9 on my theory. Nothing against them; I'm sure most of them will grow up and look perfectly normal, I'm just saying... White babies a lot of times look creepy to me.