LORDS OF APATHY

February 26, 2010

Marquis Daniels Has The Best Tattoos

Boston Celtics benchwarmer Marquis Daniels has the best tattoos in the NBA. Check these out.

This is an off-center and distorted outline of Florida.

"Only the strong survive" with an image of someone committing suicide with a shotgun blast to the head. Understated.

Showing an international flair, this one is supposed to be his initials "M.A.D." in Chinese, but it has been more accurately translated as "healthy, woman, roof" (seriously).

"Look through the eyes of a killer" with a sharpened crucifix. Keep Marquis on speed dial in case you need to ice Dracula.

4 comments:

J Beezy said...

these tattoos make me uncomfortable in my snuggy.

Manny said...

Does that top one say "Slime?"

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

His body is like an art gallery... A super-shitty art gallery.

faxer said...

he can afford a replica of his own head but he cant slide a good artist some doe for decent ink? this guy probably spent more on his kicks than his tattoos and im guessing he goes through the shoes like ass paper if my profiling skills are tuned in properly. I don't want to get ahead of myself or anything...