February 26, 2010
I've been riding the bus for hours every day hoping to film some mass transit race fights. Unfortunately, I've been coming up empty as the Obama presidency has calmed racial tensions in Chicago. Chi-City rapper Gaggie didn't get the memo as he brings us this pan-Asian tour de force. Filmed in Chinatown, Gaggie rocks a Japan jacket, Vietnamese hat and raps about Hong Kong. Some bubble tea, import tuning and math problems would have made the cipher complete. Maybe next time.
Thanks to Pedro Navaja$ for putting me up on this masterpiece (of shit).