LORDS OF APATHY

March 15, 2011

RACIST TUESDAY


Let me just say honey, you've never had an "epiphany" in your life.  Maybe you're unfamiliar with the word, but trust me, it has another use besides just being your stage name on amateur night at the 'Body Shop' on tuesday night.  Real talk though... this is pretty ho-hum racism. I was actually hoping for something a little more dicey.  I guess the moral to the story is, yeah; other people's customs and cultures might seem weird to you. I'll bet there's a lot of things that happen outside of Brentwood, and Malibu that might seem 'foreign' and 'odd' to real Americans such as yourself. -But I guarantee you that you are not any kind of authority on what's normal.  I'll bet when Liu Twan's family comes to visit him every weekend, they think it's super strange that your mom entered you in child pageants, your parents paid for your boob job for your 16th birthday present, and that you bake your skin to that shade of orange and you think that it looks natural. Everything is relative sugar tits. Please try to get over yourself, and stay off the webcam. Your opinions (and epiphanies) are completely irrelevant.

6 comments:

Detroit Murder Dog said...

After seeing all of the online updates about this video, I was expecting some world class racism. I haven't been this excited to watch a video since Tron Legacy. Total letdown. The highlight was the "ching chong" line, but she bit that from Rosie O'Donnell. She gets no props. There's nothing worse than derivative racism.

VidGardnr said...

Yo Detroit, but did you see this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-JuE9esfUc

Unbelievable!

Anonymous said...

I'd make her butt drip white.

Anonymous said...

shiiit, i'd dip my eggroll in that ranch

Anonymous said...

She's definitely a Republican

Anonymous said...

"Your opinions (and epiphanies) are completely irrelevant."

except in regards to LOA posts ;)