LORDS OF APATHY

July 19, 2011

TOTALLY SHIT-FACED...(LITERALLY)

BEHOLD! LOA's 2011 Man of the Year, Luke Chrisco!  I don't care if it's only July, this dude has it locked up!

BOULDER, Colo. -- The man dubbed the "Porta-Potty Peeper" says he spied on at least 200 women in Boulder and hundreds more across the U.S. and Europe.  Luke Chrisco was arrested Thursday in Vail for hiding out in a portable toilet in Boulder to watch women at a yoga festival.  "I am like a hunter, a man watching a bird, " Chrisco told FOX31's Jim Hooley in an interview at the Eagle County Detention where he is being held after his arrest this week.  "I would see women on the street and just bow down to them, " Chrisco said. He says his favorite places to peep were restaurants in downtown Boulder and along the Pearl Street Mall. "I would go into stalls that were dark, away from cameras," the 30-year-old admitted.  Chrisco says one of his favorite places was the women's restroom at the Boulder Target.  "I'm a young guy, I don't look threatening. I would come out of the women's room and someone would say 'what are you doing?' and I would just walk away." Chrisco has shared his list of places he peeped with Boulder Police. Detectives have visited the businesses, warning them of possible peepholes.  "Our detectives have found peepholes. We don't know whether Chrisco drilled them or if they were existing peepholes," Kim Kobel from Boulder Police explained.  Chrisco is being held in Eagle County on a $1,000 bond. He faces charges of unlawful sexual contact.

LISTEN TO AN INTERVIEW WITH LUKE CHRISCO, 'THE PORTA-POTTY BANDIT'  HERE! THIS IS, BY FAR, ONE OF THE BEST, FUNNIEST, MOST FUCKED UP THINGS YOU'LL EVER HEAR!

2 comments:

bastion of suffering said...

I want to see this henna porn he's talking about..

bastion of suffering said...

The best part is he chose a yoga festival..