Basically, we believe the immigration problem could be solved if all popular channels showed Caliente! in the morning. Seriously. Even the most racist, ardent rich white upper crust fuck would be down to CHUD this, so why do we even bother with the HELLA RACIST social commentary, especially when it effects people you shirk on minimum wage to cover all the bases you believe your earning potential has raised you above? Newt Gingrich probably hasn't plunged his own shitter since the 80s. These are the people you trust to make the big decisions? I don't even know what planet I live on anymore, but I'm pretty sure it's run by Fake Ass Bitches who have duped an entire populace into believing they're the reason the rich have it so bad. That said, please enjoy these few shapely reasons as to why, uh, we shouldn't have a problem with Mexico.