LORDS OF APATHY

April 23, 2012

CHUD OR NO CHUD: CHLOE SEVIGNY

                                                                      -Snickerdoodles McPoppycock Esquire
I know that sometimes the world seems like a pretty dark place. The economy is in the fucking toilet, our government has been hijacked by corporatist fucktards, and really, the only bright spot in an almost exclusively dim future is the fact that we now have the ability to make holograms of dead rappers. However, I feel that this is no time to be pessimistic. What I am about to offer you right now is an opportunity. An opportunity to free yourself of the limitations of your dismal shitty hopeless little lives. Right now I am presenting you a chance to judge someone, and for one shining moment imagine a world where you have options on who you would or wouldn't want to stick your stupid dick in. Who among you has the guts and integrity to man up, stand with me, and take this week's 'Chud or No Chud© ' challenge?

It's been a while since our last Chud discussion so lets get right to it!
This edition features the actress Chloe Sevigny. In many ways I think she's one of the most perfect chuds we've ever chosen. You know those scenes in action movies where the car spins out of control, breaks through the guard-rail (usually made out of some old rotted wooden boards) and is teetering precariously over the edge of a huge cliff? -That's the essence of a true Chud. -The mental tug-o-war over wether or not you'd bone someone, hanging dangerously in the balance. I've arrived at  my own verdict, and I suggest everyone reading this do some serious soul searching on the matter.  
Here are a  few rules for your evaluation:

The chud-spectrum breaks down into 3 general categories: 1.Hot 2.Chud, and 3.Sub-Chud:• The Hot category is a no-brainer. Everyone and their dad would hit that. -Think Cassie• In the Chud category, there's a glimmer of something there. You can't quite put your finger on what that is, but most likely you'd put your dick on what that is...-(provided that shit stays on Downlow.) -Think Stiffler's Mom• Sub-Chud is pretty self explanatory; It's not happening...-EVER. No way, no how. -think (current) wife of the disgraced ex-speaker of the house, Callista Gingrich.
In the Comments section below, please leave your stance on where you think Chloe Sevigny falls on the chud-spectrum, and site reasons for your decision. We will be scientifically compiling this data to come up with the official verdict as to weather or not she is indeed a chud or not. Good luck everybody!!

For inspiration, check out some of the past Chud or No Chuds. The comments are fucking hillarious.



10 comments:

searching...searching..roy ayers said...

I decided to participate in this one...for some reason. i first started by looking to see if there were any real nudes of her to get a better image..i though perhaps shes hiding a golden muff or secret juicy booty...but what i found made my dick hard then immediately not...im going to have to go with sub-chud..check them out for yourselves people and find what i did or something i over looked

Anonymous said...

http://data.whicdn.com/images/7229404/chloe-sevigny733429-0-007_large.jpg

I'd hit it. No questions asked, document the whole thing and move into her Manhattan apartment.

Anonymous said...

I give her a chud. I would never put any effort into having sex with here but I wouldn't turn it down. It seems like having sex with her would be right above jerking off & I like to jerk so she is still winning.

boozin sarandon said...

jenny its casper...shhh jenny its me casper...

CHUD

Detroit Murder Dog said...

Yeah, Telly gave her AIDS. Plus, she's had the face of a 50 year old since she was 16. SUB-CHUD

jim the rza said...

She was pretty hot as a raver girl in Kids...but at the same time Christian Bale didn't even bother to kill her in American Psycho even though she was his secretary. He would have had time to fantasize about that shit every day as he didn't have any responsibilities at work and when push came to shove he passed.

Sooooo Kids era HIT IT! American Psycho era.. hit it albeit with some easily overcome reservations, and in the present CHUD.

tyrannosaurus sex said...

I mean, I'll pretty much fuck anything that isn't fat and has teeth so why not? Solid chud, although I would tell everyone that would listwn in hopes of getting ass from girls that compare themselves to celebrity hoes.

Big Love Bone said...

yeah I'd bang all the celebrity seeking out of that lovely lady at the drop of a hat... she's rough around the edges but I'ma smooth it out

Anonymous said...

Are ya'll dudes slow? She gives "actual" head to the director in the film Brown Bunny. ((shakes her head)) Go peep her head game than then come back and state how you feel. Snickerdoodles, you're f***** slacking.

Skunk Ape said...

She is kinda like Giovanni Ribisi in the way that you can't tell if she has a habit or not. Plus, she gives me that stinky cookie vibe...just sayin'. SUB-CHUD, I mean CHUD...