A great man once said: "The true essence of' Chud or No Chud' lies in it's power to make us all dredge the depths of our sexual depravity. It makes us publicly confront the parameters of who we'd bone, in spite of subjecting yourself to the scorn and ridicule of your peers."-Snickerdoodles McPoppycock Esquire
I know that sometimes the world seems like a pretty dark place. The economy is in the fucking toilet, our government has been hijacked by corporatist fucktards, and really, the only bright spot in an almost exclusively dim future is the fact that we now have the ability to make holograms of dead rappers. However, I feel that this is no time to be pessimistic. What I am about to offer you right now is an opportunity. An opportunity to free yourself of the limitations of your dismal shitty hopeless little lives. Right now I am presenting you a chance to judge someone, and for one shining moment imagine a world where you have options on who you would or wouldn't want to stick your stupid dick in. Who among you has the guts and integrity to man up, stand with me, and take this week's 'Chud or No Chud© ' challenge?
It's been a while since our last Chud discussion so lets get right to it!
This edition features the actress Chloe Sevigny. In many ways I think she's one of the most perfect chuds we've ever chosen. You know those scenes in action movies where the car spins out of control, breaks through the guard-rail (usually made out of some old rotted wooden boards) and is teetering precariously over the edge of a huge cliff? -That's the essence of a true Chud. -The mental tug-o-war over wether or not you'd bone someone, hanging dangerously in the balance. I've arrived at my own verdict, and I suggest everyone reading this do some serious soul searching on the matter.
Here are a few rules for your evaluation:
The chud-spectrum breaks down into 3 general categories: 1.Hot 2.Chud, and 3.Sub-Chud:• The Hot category is a no-brainer. Everyone and their dad would hit that. -Think Cassie• In the Chud category, there's a glimmer of something there. You can't quite put your finger on what that is, but most likely you'd put your dick on what that is...-(provided that shit stays on Downlow.) -Think Stiffler's Mom• Sub-Chud is pretty self explanatory; It's not happening...-EVER. No way, no how. -think (current) wife of the disgraced ex-speaker of the house, Callista Gingrich.
In the Comments section below, please leave your stance on where you think Chloe Sevigny falls on the chud-spectrum, and site reasons for your decision. We will be scientifically compiling this data to come up with the official verdict as to weather or not she is indeed a chud or not. Good luck everybody!!
For inspiration, check out some of the past Chud or No Chuds. The comments are fucking hillarious.