I spoke to Kid Lover on the phone earlier today and, no joke, He asked me if I had any leads on where could buy a hairless cat and stratocaster guitar. -Same conversation, and completely serious.
The rules of 'Book By It's Cover' are the same as always: Basically you have to look at the person pictured above and guess what they're about. Solely based on their appearance (and the above conversation), what kind of shit are they into? -Music, political views, strange habits, sexual practices etc. Be creative and thorough. The more specific and far-reaching info, the better. Leave your replies in the 'comments' section below. If you're still stuck on how this thing works, check out the comments from Book By Its cover Vol.1, Vol.2, Vol.3 and Vol.4. They're pretty breathtaking...
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whines when he is not getting any attention from his girl friend...
eats cocoa puffs for dinner...
carefully made sure hair loops out of beanie...
He wears small sized undies from H&M. He gets double takes in Minneapolis because he is mistaken for Eyedea. He was upset he wasn't the only white person at a Das Racist concert. His girlfriend would be cute if she would just shave her mustache and lose the attitude.
I actually know a creeper like Kid Lover who was looking to sell a hairless cat. I would tell him who he, but I'm scared if they meet everyone within a 5 mile radius would get a yeast infection...
Created his whole style in hopes that when walking around parts of Hollywood he can wear his hood up and start creepy one-sided conversations with girls about how he occasionally gets mistaken for johnny dep- even though no one mistaken him for johnny dep.
Dry cleans his jacket because he paid a shit load for it at some uber expensive vintage boutique but carefully sniffed every shirt in the dirty hamper to make sure he put on the dirty/ smelliest one.
Secretly tears up over Ian Curtis while drinking and listening to joy division by himself. He is also that dude who brings his copy of the Malcolm x autobiography to the beach but has yet to actually read it. Drives a rusty blue Oldsmobile cutlas supreme, likes the idea of eating organic but eats taco bell about 3 days out of the week.
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