BUSH'S GREATEST HITS...

You'll never guess what he did this time!!! -Wait... -Yeah you will. It's the same old stupid-ass shit as always.

PATRIOTISM

The irony of Bush giving a speech about freedom and "freedom of speech" (as people are being hauled away by the secret service) on Independence day is pure insanity. The lady was right, take that motherfucker to the Hague. (stolen from Loss Prevention)

WISCONSIN REPRESENT!

Russ Feingold is such a baller...I cannot say enough about America's most thugged-out Senator repping the great state of Wisconsin. If there's an important political issue, and you want to know what the right side of that issue is, see how Feingold voted on it. Like always, Feingold comes thru like a fucking champ and baller-blocks the senate's attempt to ram through legislation giving retroactive immunity to Bush, and the telecom companies who illegally wiretap American citizens. Unfortunately the weak-ass Democrats, -including Barack Obama, are in a hurry to let them off the hook for this egregious, unconstitutional, fascist expansion of executive power. Please contact your senators and encourage them to grow some genitalia, and vote against telecom immunity.

YO! WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR BOY?

I've been noticing this a lot lately; check out the creepy forced smiles people on TV have when they're being interviewed. I think it's supposed to maybe act as some kind of camouflage for the line of bullshit that's about to come out of their mouth. Also, -you ever notice how when a company wants to seem intelligent or sophisticated they'll get somebody with a British accent to do the voiceover for their commercial? It's kinda the same thing with this journalist... -except for the fact that he didn't feel the need to suck on Bush's balls with some soft-serve-ass questions like American Journalists always do. You can always tell when they got him in a box when he starts getting that pissy, adgitated tone in his voice; -kinda like "How DARE you ask me a relevant question challenging me on my fucked-up policies"

Stacking Gallons

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ CUTS!!!!!

the Pope? Big Asian breasts and butts? Water Powered cars? Politics? Rap?
FUCK ALL THAT NOISE!! BUZZCUTS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

ORDER TODAY!!!

"every one of these bands RAWKS!"
-Snickerdoodles McPoppycock

Bush Vs. Zombies

YOUR PRESIDENT

You can always tell somebody's full of shit when they have a smile on their face at really inappropriate times... -especially a big goofy fetal alchohol syndrome smile. But to his credit, the thought of torturing somebody is pretty damn hillarious -AH HA HA HA!!!!

OLBERMANN KEEPING IT BEYOND REAL