TRICKERATION

Credit where credit is due; the Bears pulled off one of the coolest trick plays I think I've ever seen in an NFL game (allbeit against my defending world champion Packers). Speaking of 'champions' I am myself a champion of fairplay and accurate officiating.  I didn't see any holding penalty on that play and think that the Bears should have been awarded the touchdown. It was an unfortunate call for the bears and cast unnecessary doubt on the fact that they would have eventually lost the game anyways.  My sincere apologies go out to Detroit Murder Dog and the rest of Bears nation.

-Snickerdoodles McPoppycock  Esq., Regional Manager Applebee's Corporation 

I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY TED THOMPSON...

People might think that just because I'm the editor in chief of the world's most popular news and entertainment blog, I would be above admitting when I'm wrong.  You may remember back in August of 2008, I made some inflammatory comments about Packers General Manager Ted Thompson's decision to ship Favre to the Jets, in favor of handing the team over to a then unproven Aaron Rodgers. Well, we all know how that turned out... -Currently Rodgers is the Superbowl MVP and considered by many to be the best QB in the league. Meanwhile, your boy Favre is curled up in the fetal position wondering how he went from being the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ to a pariah in less than 3 seasons. I just wanted to man up and admit that I was wrong.  I should have never doubted your great football mind. Once again, you have shown an proven you know what the-fuck you're doing (I.E. Randall Cobb).  Godspeed Ted Thompson!

THE PACK IS BACK!!

FUCK YESSS!  It's officially the most wonderful time of the year -Football season!

CHEESEHEADS

I'm not sure how these got past me, but better late than never...Green and Yellow all day.

HOME TEAM

The odds are really high that this girl is not actually from Wisconsin.

DEF CREW/ PACKERS ANTHEM

NUTTIN' BUT A 'G' THANG!

Well, it's official ladies and gentlemen,  the Lombardi trophy is coming back to it's rightful home in Titletown USA!  On a similar note, all of the money from Bobby Tang's playoff football pool is coming back to it's rightful home (my pocket) as well -FUCK YEAH!!

THE CHAMPIONS! (no homo)

THE BELT!

Karma in full effect... Stay retired motherfucker. 

once again... WHERE MY DOGGS AT??

Seriously doggs... Where you at!?

AMAZING VIDEO GAME PLAY-BY-PLAY COMMENTARY

When I say this is amazing, I'm being completely serious about it. To put it into perspective, the sheer magnitude of all the incredible human technological achievements that went into this YouTube post is mind-boggling. Creating personal computers, the internet, high-speed satelite connections, and video games that have lifelike 3D graphics, all so that I can watch some dude who's stoned out of his mind, play Madden and hear him talk about a 3D replica of Greg Jennings in 3rd person, and how dope he is.
That was a nice play by Jennings though... I hope his leg heals in time for the Superbowl.

GREEN AND YELLOW MEDLEY

Prophetic and Pizzle putting in work for the squad. Well done gentlemen!

At first I wanted to title this one beginning with the 'Horrible Rap Friday'label, but after watching it, I honestly think J Byrd is actually kind of talented. I know that on paper, a tween white kid rapping about his favorite football team sounds like a disaster in the making, but credit where credit is due, J Byrd kinda brought it... And the fact that he's coming correct on the Packers, you already know my thoughts on that...
Go Packers!

As far as judging this one on a purely rap level, this shit is pretty horrible. But I'm gonna still give him his props, because his heart is in the right place, and he's got this raw, drunken, Wisconsin, sports fan venom in him that is really appealing. Nice Jabs at Brett Favre and all the other NFC north teams.

LIL WAYNE; GREEN AND YELLOW

(Good looking out Mexican/ Italian Chris)

NUTHIN BUT A 'G' THANG

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!! (of the NFC)

FUCK YEAH!! (My condolences on your Bears Murder Dogg)

SUCK IT FAVRE.

Aaron Rodgers just took a steaming dump on your legacy.

HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: MAI NISHIDA

If I was Aaron Rodgers right now, I'd spend the entire offseason trying to figure out a way to impregnate* every girl who roughly looked like this:(*-And by 'impregnate' I mean not actually get pregnant... Just bone chamber missions.)

SUPERBOWL HOMEBOY.

A-Raaj strapping on the belt...

EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL!??

Here's to Americas most insidious traitor, Brett Favre, getting disemboweled tonight on Monday Night Football. Eat a dick and die asshole...

FUCK BRETT FAVRE

Brett Favre is dead to me.
Instead of referring to Benedict Arnold when referencing the slimiest of traitors, please use the term "pulling a Brett Favre" from now on. I waited for a few weeks to even acknowledge this sonofabitch because I figured the odds of him (re-re-re)retiring (again) were high enough where I might not even need to waste my breath on his trifling ass. But it looks like he's actually going through with it; doing the unthinkable...-the unspeakable... -the unforgivable!! -Playing for the loathsome division rival Minnesota Vikings. Talk about a sellout. I know the guy wants to play, and I don't begrudge him that... But the Vikings?? Seriously; come on dude... -The vikings... -Really?
Here's to you setting the league record for most interceptions in one season, and leading the Vikes to their worst record ever...

Eat shit and die asshole.

NOPE...

Sorry Vikings fans. It looks like you're gonna have to pin your postseason hopes on either Tarvaris Jackson or something called 'Sage Rosenfels' at the quarterback position. Just 2 days before the beginning of training camp, my former boy Brett Favre, decided to remain retired (we'll see) and forgo the opportunity to stab thousands of loyal Packer fans, who supported him during his 16 year tenure in Green Bay, in their collective hearts... Thanks...-I guess. I dunno, part of me was actually kindof looking forward to watching the surreal drama of the whole thing unfold. Kinda like when Hulk Hogan switched over to being a bad guy and thought it'd be a dope idea to dye his gay little moustache black in order to signify the switchover. In the case of Favre, I think things would have gotten really ugly had he suited up for the Vikes, -far beyond my proposed pregame bonfire of all of Green Bay Favre-related Memorabilia when they faced Minnesota on November 1st at Lambeau. Anyways, basically what I'm trying to say is 'Suck it Vikings fans, and may your season be filled with misery and disappointment' (not that you aren't acustomed to this already).

"ENJOY...THE SEASON!" -Mike Tice