CHUD OR NO CHUD?: LISA LOEB EDITION

A great man once said: "The true essence of' Chud or No Chud' lies in it's power to make us all dredge the depths of our sexual depravity. It makes us publicly confront the parameters of who we'd bone, in spite of subjecting yourself to the scorn and ridicule of your peers."
-Snickerdoodles McPoppycock Esquire

I believe that right here, right now, we as a people can do something critically important to shape the future of our world. It is not enough for us to just sit idly by and let others decide which marginally attractive entertainers or television personalites are chuds and which are subchuds. We must seize the opportunity, and make these petty, frivolous judgements for ourselves. Who among you has the guts and integrity to man up, stand with me, and take this week's 'Chud or No Chud© ' challenge?If you lived through the 90's, then you are probably already familiar with Lisa Loeb's hit single 'stay'; -a horrific 3-minute musical abortion so heinous that, legend has it, will give you premanent erectile dysfunction if you listen to more than twice in a 10-minute period. For many, that song alone is enough of a dealbreaker to skew the competition, but let's hear what you guys think.
A few rules for your evaluation:
The chud-spectrum breaks down into 3 general categories: 1.Hot 2.Chud, and 3.Sub-Chud
• The Hot category is a no-brainer. Everyone and their dad would hit that. -Think Freida Pinto from the movie 'Slum Dog Millionaire'
• In the Chud category, there's a glimmer of something there. You can't quite put your finger on what that is, but most likely you'd put your dick on what that is...-(provided that shit stays on Downlow.) -Think current day Drew Barrymore.
• Sub-Chud is pretty self explanatory; It's not happening...-EVER. No way, no how. -think Jocelyne Wildenstein.

In the Comments section below, please leave your stance on where you think Lisa Loeb falls on the chud-spectrum, and site reasons for your decision. We will be scientifically compiling this data to come up with the official verdict as to weather or not she is indeed a chud or not. Good luck everybody!!

'C.H.U.D.' -THE MOVEMENT...

For those of you familiar with the 'Lady Chudderly Challenge', you already know that a 'C.H.U.D.' or 'Lady Chudderly' is like a chick that you can't quite put your finger on what is even remotely attractive about her, but yet, some small voice at the back of your head is demanding that if the opportunity presented itself, you'd be full-speed-ahead trying to bone her. Like all slang eventually does, the word 'C.H.U.D.' is beginning to take on a life of it's own. 'C.H.U.D.' itself has become a state of mind... -The ability to see anything formerly unappreciated, and polish it into a highly sought after 'diamond in the rough'. Lemme present to you the first of many future mediocre things that I am gonna bless with the official L.O.A. 'C.H.U.D.' stamp of approval...
This song is just so incredibly raw and "C.H.U.D."

LADY CHUDDERLY UPDATE

Hear Ye Hear Ye... Brothers and Sisters of Lords of Apathy, tis upon this day that I proclaim a new addition to my C.H.U.D list for the 'Lady Chudderly Challenge' post from a few weeks ago. Maybe she doesn't exactly qualify as a true C.H.U.D. -considering that I actually think she's hot. -But I could be wrong. -I've debated this at length with T.H.L.A.T (-who thinks she's gross) in the past, so therefore I figured I'd claim it and let y'all decide if I'm within the rules or not. (BTW, if you agree with T.H.L.A.T. and have seen the 'Honey' Video; you my friend are a a flaming homosexual and you work at Pottery Barn) Your thoughts?:

TAKE "THE LADY CHUDDERLY CHALLENGE"!!

This particular post has been a long time in the making. We saw shades of it surface in T.H.L.A.T's "Is Scary Spice Hot?" post from a few weeks back. The main obstacle in it fully coming to fruition has been coming up with a proper title for it. For the time being, I'm gonna run with "THE LADY CHUDDERLY CHALLENGE" but if you have any better ideas, holler. Basically, this is a audience participation post; -You need to dredge the deepest, darkest, most filthy recesses of your minds and come up with the most questionable chicks (or dudes,-(ladies/ gaylords)) you have actively thought about wanting to take back to the old 'bone chamber'. I'm talking famous people or people we've heard of / seen before. And when I say "questionable" I mean, some shit that you'd be borderline embarrassed even admitting. Let's do this! post your top 3 "Lady Chudderlies" in the comments section below! (feel free to include a brief explainantion if one is even possible)