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Showing posts with label People magazine 50 most beautiful Drew Barrymore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label People magazine 50 most beautiful Drew Barrymore. Show all posts
January 11, 2010
HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: ASAMI TADA
You'd be hard-pressed to find a hotter, cuter girl than this. In fact, it kinda makes me sick even thinking about it. Why is it that in this country, they try and pass off straight-up chud-buckets like Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz as hot chicks; -meanwhile in other parts of the world there's girls 5X as hot shoveling donkey shit for a living... I dunno, I guess I'm just making that up. I have no evidence to support that last statement about the donkey shit. But my point is... ah... fuck it. Who cares anyways. The Packers lost and I'm just mad at the world I guess. Life sucks. 
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April 21, 2009
CHUD OR NO CHUD?: LISA LOEB EDITION
A great man once said: "The true essence of' Chud or No Chud' lies in it's power to make us all dredge the depths of our sexual depravity. It makes us publicly confront the parameters of who we'd bone, in spite of subjecting yourself to the scorn and ridicule of your peers."
-Snickerdoodles McPoppycock EsquireI believe that right here, right now, we as a people can do something critically important to shape the future of our world. It is not enough for us to just sit idly by and let others decide which marginally attractive entertainers or television personalites are chuds and which are subchuds. We must seize the opportunity, and make these petty, frivolous judgements for ourselves. Who among you has the guts and integrity to man up, stand with me, and take this week's 'Chud or No Chud© ' challenge?
If you lived through the 90's, then you are probably already familiar with Lisa Loeb's hit single 'stay'; -a horrific 3-minute musical abortion so heinous that, legend has it, will give you premanent erectile dysfunction if you listen to more than twice in a 10-minute period. For many, that song alone is enough of a dealbreaker to skew the competition, but let's hear what you guys think.
A few rules for your evaluation:
The chud-spectrum breaks down into 3 general categories: 1.Hot 2.Chud, and 3.Sub-Chud
• The Hot category is a no-brainer. Everyone and their dad would hit that. -Think Freida Pinto from the movie 'Slum Dog Millionaire'
• In the Chud category, there's a glimmer of something there. You can't quite put your finger on what that is, but most likely you'd put your dick on what that is...-(provided that shit stays on Downlow.) -Think current day Drew Barrymore.
• Sub-Chud is pretty self explanatory; It's not happening...-EVER. No way, no how. -think Jocelyne Wildenstein.
In the Comments section below, please leave your stance on where you think Lisa Loeb falls on the chud-spectrum, and site reasons for your decision. We will be scientifically compiling this data to come up with the official verdict as to weather or not she is indeed a chud or not. Good luck everybody!!
-Snickerdoodles McPoppycock EsquireI believe that right here, right now, we as a people can do something critically important to shape the future of our world. It is not enough for us to just sit idly by and let others decide which marginally attractive entertainers or television personalites are chuds and which are subchuds. We must seize the opportunity, and make these petty, frivolous judgements for ourselves. Who among you has the guts and integrity to man up, stand with me, and take this week's 'Chud or No Chud© ' challenge?
If you lived through the 90's, then you are probably already familiar with Lisa Loeb's hit single 'stay'; -a horrific 3-minute musical abortion so heinous that, legend has it, will give you premanent erectile dysfunction if you listen to more than twice in a 10-minute period. For many, that song alone is enough of a dealbreaker to skew the competition, but let's hear what you guys think. A few rules for your evaluation:
The chud-spectrum breaks down into 3 general categories: 1.Hot 2.Chud, and 3.Sub-Chud
• The Hot category is a no-brainer. Everyone and their dad would hit that. -Think Freida Pinto from the movie 'Slum Dog Millionaire'
• In the Chud category, there's a glimmer of something there. You can't quite put your finger on what that is, but most likely you'd put your dick on what that is...-(provided that shit stays on Downlow.) -Think current day Drew Barrymore.
• Sub-Chud is pretty self explanatory; It's not happening...-EVER. No way, no how. -think Jocelyne Wildenstein.
In the Comments section below, please leave your stance on where you think Lisa Loeb falls on the chud-spectrum, and site reasons for your decision. We will be scientifically compiling this data to come up with the official verdict as to weather or not she is indeed a chud or not. Good luck everybody!!
April 26, 2007
PEOPLE MAGAZINE NAMES DREW BARRYMORE 2007's MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON... -WHAT IN THE MOTHER OF FUCK!??
Fucking yuck... Seriously; is the editor of People Magazine smoking crack or what? It's been a solid decade since Drew Barrymore was even eligible for runners-up status on that list. What a steaming pile of glistening horseshit. I don't know why this bugs me so much, but I'm legitimately pissed off about this. Read below about this blatant miscarriage of justice:
(see previous LOA Drew Barrymore-related posts: Drew Barrymore and Drew Barrymore Prophecy )
Former child star and "Charlie's Angels" actress Drew Barrymore has been named top of People magazine's annual "Most Beautiful" list. The 32 year old actress, who shot to fame when she appeared in Steven Spielberg's "ET: The Extra-Terrestrial" in 1982 and horror movie "Poltergeist", nudged out Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts to take top spot. Barrymore graces the cover of the latest issue of People magazine, which will be on newstands by the weekend, just days before the release of her new film "Lucky You" from Warner Brothers part of the same media group as People. In an interview with the magazine, Barrymore, who has been included on People's most beautiful list on four previous occasions, credits her success to inner happiness. "I just think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period," she says, "Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness." Being named top of People's most-beautiful list "made my peacock feathers shine in the golden-hour light and extend to the heavens," Barrymore tells the magazine. Others on the "Beautiful People" list include Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Oprah Winfrey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Halle Berry and Jennifer Lopez.
(see previous LOA Drew Barrymore-related posts: Drew Barrymore and Drew Barrymore Prophecy )Former child star and "Charlie's Angels" actress Drew Barrymore has been named top of People magazine's annual "Most Beautiful" list. The 32 year old actress, who shot to fame when she appeared in Steven Spielberg's "ET: The Extra-Terrestrial" in 1982 and horror movie "Poltergeist", nudged out Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts to take top spot. Barrymore graces the cover of the latest issue of People magazine, which will be on newstands by the weekend, just days before the release of her new film "Lucky You" from Warner Brothers part of the same media group as People. In an interview with the magazine, Barrymore, who has been included on People's most beautiful list on four previous occasions, credits her success to inner happiness. "I just think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period," she says, "Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness." Being named top of People's most-beautiful list "made my peacock feathers shine in the golden-hour light and extend to the heavens," Barrymore tells the magazine. Others on the "Beautiful People" list include Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Oprah Winfrey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Halle Berry and Jennifer Lopez.
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