LEBRON GOES TO MIAMI. SUCK IT KOBE.

A few quick points here: first off, despite not being a fan of the Yankees-style buying an out-of-the-box superteam approach, that has been the hallmark of modern sports, the Chris Bosh, Dwane Wade, Lebron James combo seems pretty dope to me right now.  On some level, it would have been cool if he had stayed in Cleveland and played the whole small market underdog thing for a while longer, but fuck it... If  it means that I get to watch the remainder of Kobe Bryant's prime years in the NBA end in crushing season-ending defeats, then it is well worth it.

To further illustrate how much of an incorrigible dildo Kobe is, and how cool Lebron seems in comparison, watch this:

CLASSIC SHAQ

I used to hate Shaq with a passion... I'm talking H-A-T-E. But once he got traded to Miami and started playing with D. Wade, I soon realized that I just hated Kobe and that Shaq was pretty aiight... Here's one example of Shaq being fucking awesome:
Shaq Curses on LIVE TV! (uncensored) - The best video clips are right here