LEBRON GOES TO MIAMI. SUCK IT KOBE.

A few quick points here: first off, despite not being a fan of the Yankees-style buying an out-of-the-box superteam approach, that has been the hallmark of modern sports, the Chris Bosh, Dwane Wade, Lebron James combo seems pretty dope to me right now.  On some level, it would have been cool if he had stayed in Cleveland and played the whole small market underdog thing for a while longer, but fuck it... If  it means that I get to watch the remainder of Kobe Bryant's prime years in the NBA end in crushing season-ending defeats, then it is well worth it.

To further illustrate how much of an incorrigible dildo Kobe is, and how cool Lebron seems in comparison, watch this:

WALLY SZCZERBIAK IS TERRIBLE AT BASKETBALL

Dude, seriously?... 2 wide open jumpshots resulting in 2 spectacular airballs. -In a closeout division finals playoff game no less... How about Lebron just have a random dude from the audience, who got picked to shoot the halfcourt shot during halftime, suit up in your stead... Odds are, he could at least hit the rim; and it'd be a vast improvement on the defensive end as well...