LEBRON GOES TO MIAMI. SUCK IT KOBE.

A few quick points here: first off, despite not being a fan of the Yankees-style buying an out-of-the-box superteam approach, that has been the hallmark of modern sports, the Chris Bosh, Dwane Wade, Lebron James combo seems pretty dope to me right now.  On some level, it would have been cool if he had stayed in Cleveland and played the whole small market underdog thing for a while longer, but fuck it... If  it means that I get to watch the remainder of Kobe Bryant's prime years in the NBA end in crushing season-ending defeats, then it is well worth it.

To further illustrate how much of an incorrigible dildo Kobe is, and how cool Lebron seems in comparison, watch this:

LOA STYLE FILE: KOBE BRYANT

Comedy-wise, few things beat a clever, well-placed protest sign.  These Dudes at a recent Lakers/ Jazz game killed it. (Click image to enlarge)

Also, peep fabulous Kobe creeping on the backdrop.

OPEN LETTER TO KEVIN DURANT

ANNIHILATE THE LAKERS!!!!

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

...-And by "we", -I mean everyone who can appreciate the beauty of Kobe Bryant NOT being a Champion.Also; closed circuit to the Minnesota Timberwolves; -This is what it would have looked like had you put some players around KG. Good going McHale...
(OH SNAP!!! -REMIXXXXXX!!!)

Also, -don't forget about 'Young Money'-Lil' Weezy getting his Champi -on as well: