NA NA NA-NA; NA NA NA-NA, HEY HEY HEY goodbye...

Thank god* Minnesota Dooshbag Tim Pawlenty has come to his senses and dropped out of the Republican presidential race the other day.  I'm not saying this because I think he would be any worse at following the corporate marching orders than Barack Obama is; I'm saying it because I just dont want to see his fucked-up eagley weasely face on TV all the time. This guy sucks. Who even cares whatever the fuck he's talking about, just go crawl under somebodys front porch and drink a bottle of bleach you fucking scumbag. Suck it T-Paw...

*(God does not actually exist)

FUCK YOU GUYS, GIVE EAGLEMAN HIS PROPS!

I usually make it a point to not repeat my posts, but I get the sense that a lot of you might have slept on the Eagleman post from last week. I'm tellin ya, you don't know what you're missing here... Eagleman has something for all y'all raggedy hoes. -It's car insurance...-direct from his asshole...

EAGLEMAN'S GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!

-It's car insurance directly from his asshole...

OH NO HE DI'INT!??

Eagleman back up in the heezy bay-bay!!