NA NA NA-NA; NA NA NA-NA, HEY HEY HEY goodbye...

Thank god* Minnesota Dooshbag Tim Pawlenty has come to his senses and dropped out of the Republican presidential race the other day.  I'm not saying this because I think he would be any worse at following the corporate marching orders than Barack Obama is; I'm saying it because I just dont want to see his fucked-up eagley weasely face on TV all the time. This guy sucks. Who even cares whatever the fuck he's talking about, just go crawl under somebodys front porch and drink a bottle of bleach you fucking scumbag. Suck it T-Paw...

*(God does not actually exist)

DICKMOUF

Um, Snickers and Jersey, since when did this blog turn into a corporate sponsored commercial funfest? I hope your checks from Direct TV and the FX Channel are fat. I knew you guys were making backroom internet deals. Shitsharks.
Heres some REAL blogging.

GETTIN' SEGGY WIT IT

I think we all instictively knew that X-treme Segway was totally primed to be the next wakeboarding, but I doubt anyone out there is ready for just how 'Seg-streme' these rippers can get. Bonus points to the video dudes for timing the jumps to when DLR says 'jump.'



(PS this doesn't change the fact I totally wanna ride one of these fucking things)

AND YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T GONNA HIT YOU OFF WITH MORE GAY CHOREOGRAPHED FURNITURE HUMPING?? -OH HAAIIL NAWWW!!

That's right mu'fuckaz, -cue up your 'Boner Jamzz '07' mixtapes to where we left off last time! Word-the-fuck-up, our boys Relentless, X2C, PipeLaya, Pre$$ure and Satisfaktion are back and ready to fuck in perfect synchronicity, whatever you put in front of them (-so long as it's not an actual girl). -I'm talking ottomans, sofas, rugs...-You think they give a fuck?? Oh HAAAIIL NAAAWWW!! -Enjoy your boners fellas!
Peep the first mindnumbing installment from the fellas