LORDS OF APATHY

Showing posts with label Russian baby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russian baby. Show all posts

July 22, 2008

FEDOR VS. CROCOP: BATTLE OF THE EMOTIONLESS EASTERN EUROPEAN PSYCHOPATHS.

There's something terrifying about Russians... -And also people from other countries who may as well be Russians. Belarus, Croatia, Transelvania...-All that shit. Those countries are all Russia in my mind. They all produce cold-blooded motherfuckers who have no detectable emotions other than 'about to whoop your ass'.

February 2, 2008

FAT-FUCK RUSSIAN BABY MUST BE DESTROYED!

I don't know anything about this baby because the website I found it on was written in what appeared to be some kind of Russian backwards 'R' language with a bunch of weird asymmetrical 'A's and shit. All I know is that this is reason enough to start up the cold war again. Somebody get Dick Cheney on the horn and have his boys at Blackwater send in some stealth-ass ninja motherfuckers to take this baby out. The future of the free world may hang in the balance. God help us all.