FAT-FUCK RUSSIAN BABY MUST BE DESTROYED!

I don't know anything about this baby because the website I found it on was written in what appeared to be some kind of Russian backwards 'R' language with a bunch of weird asymmetrical 'A's and shit. All I know is that this is reason enough to start up the cold war again. Somebody get Dick Cheney on the horn and have his boys at Blackwater send in some stealth-ass ninja motherfuckers to take this baby out. The future of the free world may hang in the balance. God help us all.