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Showing posts with label Superbowl homeboy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Superbowl homeboy. Show all posts

February 7, 2011

NUTTIN' BUT A 'G' THANG!

Well, it's official ladies and gentlemen,  the Lombardi trophy is coming back to it's rightful home in Titletown USA!  On a similar note, all of the money from Bobby Tang's playoff football pool is coming back to it's rightful home (my pocket) as well -FUCK YEAH!!
THE CHAMPIONS! (no homo)
THE BELT!
Karma in full effect... Stay retired motherfucker. 

August 31, 2009

FUCK BRETT FAVRE

Brett Favre is dead to me.
Instead of referring to Benedict Arnold when referencing the slimiest of traitors, please use the term "pulling a Brett Favre" from now on. I waited for a few weeks to even acknowledge this sonofabitch because I figured the odds of him (re-re-re)retiring (again) were high enough where I might not even need to waste my breath on his trifling ass. But it looks like he's actually going through with it; doing the unthinkable...-the unspeakable... -the unforgivable!! -Playing for the loathsome division rival Minnesota Vikings. Talk about a sellout. I know the guy wants to play, and I don't begrudge him that... But the Vikings?? Seriously; come on dude... -The vikings... -Really?
Here's to you setting the league record for most interceptions in one season, and leading the Vikes to their worst record ever...

Eat shit and die asshole.