LORDS OF APATHY

August 31, 2009

FUCK BRETT FAVRE

Brett Favre is dead to me.
Instead of referring to Benedict Arnold when referencing the slimiest of traitors, please use the term "pulling a Brett Favre" from now on. I waited for a few weeks to even acknowledge this sonofabitch because I figured the odds of him (re-re-re)retiring (again) were high enough where I might not even need to waste my breath on his trifling ass. But it looks like he's actually going through with it; doing the unthinkable...-the unspeakable... -the unforgivable!! -Playing for the loathsome division rival Minnesota Vikings. Talk about a sellout. I know the guy wants to play, and I don't begrudge him that... But the Vikings?? Seriously; come on dude... -The vikings... -Really?
Here's to you setting the league record for most interceptions in one season, and leading the Vikes to their worst record ever...

Eat shit and die asshole.

20 comments:

Christmas in August said...

You are nuts. The Packers made the playoffs like twice in the 25 years before the Favre era. I bet your sweet blog that you, like every Wisconsin douchebag, under the age of 70 didn't give a fuck about the Packers until Favre and Reggie came in the early 90's. Then everyone goes Packer crazy like they are lifelong diehards....child, please...
Where were you during the Forrest Gregg era?

I went to Lambeau just about every year before, during and after Favre and the place was half capacity in 1990. You idiots must be the most delusional, fair-weather fans I know. The man comes in, never misses a game, wins at an amazing clip, wins a championship, provides hope, attracts talent in free agency, SAVES THE FRANCHISE, TRIGGERS AN AMAZING REBUILD OF LAMBEAU, etc, etc...

Now the man gets older and gets a bit stupid on coming back year in and year out, due to the fact he hates practice. Big deal. There should be special rules for the very slim category of LIVING LEGENDS. But noooooo. Mr. Ted "Assclown" Thompson draws a line the sand and seemingly forgets all of the sacrifice #4 has given for over a decade and a half. The man hasn't even taken an Advil since '97, yet he has been sandwiched between every DT and MLB in the league.

Imagine your wife of 15 years hates that you drag your feet in planning the family vacation every year, until finally she just says "Fuck you, it's over. I'm tired of you not taking this serious. I'm taking the kids, asshole" You are like "Huh? This should be a minor issue, yet she is leaving me? WTF? I make all the money, I pay the bills, yet she dumps me for this??" If I'm him, I try like hell to fuck her best friend and post it on the internet.

Any Packer fan who hates Favre and not Ted Thompson is a complete moron and should not be taken seriously. These are the people who were probably Bronco fans in the 80's when the Pack was 6-10 every year. Have fun hating life!

Two more things, A-Rog isn't bad, but he is not a Hall of Famer, and, like most QB's, he will miss 1-4 games per year. Just stop it, Packer fans, with the "we don't need him" crap. The whole world is laughing at you...

Kid Lover said...

I was just about to say that.

Anonymous said...

ooooh!

Anonymous said...

i told you he was a fucking idiot from day one. take your favre packers jerseys and burn them fool.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Alright... For the record. I've been a Packers fan since I was like 3, or since the earliest I could remember football. I was there during the Forrest Gregg era, I was there during the Bart Starr (coaching) era, thru the Lynn Dickie era, Don Majkowski; I saw all that shit. I watched Jan Stenerud kick a game-winning field goal against the Bears at Marrs Cheese Castle on the way home from my grandma's house when I was like 7. I've been a Packers fan my entire life so don't think that you can just claim the moral highground here. I've got a signed Favre Football and a Signed authentic framed Favre jersey I've demanded in my dad's will, Favre bobble heads, you name it. I even got the Todd McFarlane Favre toy... all that shit.
Here's the thing:
I was on that same page with you during the whole debacle leading up to him signing with the Jets. I wanted to Ted Thompson's head on a stake over that. I thought, yeah, "Favre has resurrected the franchise, gotten us to the super bowl twice, the Pack went 13-3 the season before under him...He deserves to able to waffle on this a little bit." I wished him luck playing for the Jets, I rooted for him and all that...

The Vikings thing is over the line though. Ted Thompson is not the Packers franchise. If Favre called him onto the carpet publically, -I got no problem with that. Talk shit, about him in the media, whatever...
On the flip side of that. Favre does not have the greater interest of the franchise to worry about. Ted Thompson does. I definitely thought that Thompson did a horrible job of managing the Favre situation, but Favre didn't exactly make it easy on anyone either. Nobody held a gun to his head to flip-flop on retiring. He knew that the show must go on with out him if he indeed had retired... Not to mention jerking Aaron Rodgers around unnecessarily. the whole situation sucked... but it started with crybaby Favre and his 'retirement'. You can pull that shit if you're Jay-Z or Too Short. but if you're a QB in the NFL, theres 52 other players that are still trying to play and win a superbowl. Favre will always be a great quarterback, but he is not bigger than the team. -And him saying "A true Packers fan would understand (him playing for the Vikes)". -Seriously dude; -suck my balls. I'm as real of a Packers fan as there is. and that is an insult to Packers fans everywhere.

If Russ Feingold has beef with Rahm Emanuell and says, "Fuck it, I'm gonna become a conservative Republican" -I'm done with him. "Nice knowing you Russ, it was a good run, but fuck you. Peace... "

Anonymous said...

ooooh!

Anonymous said...

How bout' you guys stop living vicariously through over paid, over rated, money hungry, un loyal assholes?

boozin sarandon said...

killin it with the analogous arguments...

Anonymous said...

What the fuck Christmas? It's only natural for the greatest fans in the world to get pissed off at a bitch-ass traitor. I mean seriously, come on, the Vikings? I was ok with the Jets but the Vikings?

Detroit Murder Dog said...

I love it when people think they are above sports. An open letter to "10:07 am Anonymous": Get over yourself.

Anonymous said...

"I love it when people think they are above sports. An open letter to "10:07 am Anonymous": Get over yourself."

what? "get over myself?" your a fool, seriously.

Anonymous said...

"Your a fool"? Case closed on this one. The irony is awesome. Talking about the original post, Favre sucks. If I was a Pack fan I'd burn down the Metrodome.

Anonymous said...

"Your a fool"? Case closed on this one. The irony is awesome."

yes, you are a fool. And there is no irony. I couldn't give a sweet shit on Sunday about team sports, except to observe a pathetic situation(i.e. Brett Favre) & giggle like a school girl at those who take this shit seriously.

Anonymous said...

i think the irony was that you were calling that dude a fool and you misspelled you're.

Anonymous said...

Fair enough. I am a fool. Better now?

Jide Osifeso said...

Brett Favre is awesome.

Anonymous said...

ooooh

Anonymous said...

Vikigns : 2-0
Fudgepackers: 1-1

AP is gonna stiff arm his way to another 100+ rushing yards.

Anonymous said...

Ted Thompson looks stupid, talks stupid, is stupid & you picked him to represent you Green Bay...so it's obvious why the rest of the country thinks your a bunch of whining dorks...live your your choices and shut up jeeze

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