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Obama Relationship Analysis

OK, so it's gone from a "terrorist fist jab" to just straight up fisting. This woman is a relationship expert? Look, I know that people on the wrong side of 40 like to CONSTANTLY bring up the fist bump that the Obamas did in an effort to sound relevant, but this has reached epic levels of stupidity. On behalf of the 5% (Sadat X, I see you!) of this country that knows what the fuck is going on, I am asking everyone nicely to stop talking about the Obamas touching fists.