LOA CAREER MOVE OF THE DAY

Imagine not being qualified to be a greeter at Wal-Mart. This guy doesn't have to.

VOMIT INDUCER

Do you feel like you need to throw up but can't? Is the ipecac bottle dry? Hungover with dry heaves? THIS WILL CURE YOU. Try making it through this entire video. I couldn't.

WALMART SALUTES BLACK HISTORY MONTH (-AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THE IRONY IN THIS?)

Hooray!! WalMart, -the world's biggest benefactor of slave labor, is celebrating 'Black History Month'! -A patronizing celebration of the people who's (American) history began with slavery. This is like the pot calling/ celebrating the kettle's black (-history... month.. -Sorry, I tried...) Anyways, my point is, WalMart would be well advised to not align themselves with anything remotely acknowledging human dignity on any level.

And on that note, from now on, Lords of Apathy along with WalMart has declared March 'Sweatshop Labor/ Exploited Minimum Wage Employee Month"! -And we're gonna party like it's 1862 (pre-Emancipation Proclaimation of course.) -HOLLA!!