HORRIBLE RAP FRIDAY: THE 'UNSTOPPABLE' LIL' KING...

I wonder if Lil' King is going to drop the 'Lil' ala (Lil') Bow Wow when he turns 16 or so, signifying that he's entering young adulthood. So what then? -just 'King'?... -How about Martin Luther King! That'd be swaggalicious! I always thought that Dr. King had a certain level of swag, that in many ways reminds me of Lil' King, so it only makes sense. OH SHIT-YEAH! -And the title of his first major label album could be entitled "I have a dream". The cover art would be like a photo of Lil' King -Sorry- Lil' Martin Luther King, in a race car bed with brightly colored all-over-print, diamond logo linens having a dream about owning both a Louis-bag and a Gucci-bag filled to the top with money! Yo! Lil' MLK- Get at me dogg! I want to manage your career son!

WALMART SALUTES BLACK HISTORY MONTH (-AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THE IRONY IN THIS?)

Hooray!! WalMart, -the world's biggest benefactor of slave labor, is celebrating 'Black History Month'! -A patronizing celebration of the people who's (American) history began with slavery. This is like the pot calling/ celebrating the kettle's black (-history... month.. -Sorry, I tried...) Anyways, my point is, WalMart would be well advised to not align themselves with anything remotely acknowledging human dignity on any level.

And on that note, from now on, Lords of Apathy along with WalMart has declared March 'Sweatshop Labor/ Exploited Minimum Wage Employee Month"! -And we're gonna party like it's 1862 (pre-Emancipation Proclaimation of course.) -HOLLA!!

Progress

Free at last.  Free at last.  Thank God almighty, a bottomless cup of coffee is free at last (with purchase of 2 egg breakfast).

Please take some time today to reflect on how Martin Luther King paved the way for improved breakfast food relations.

MLK

Try not to provide too much hope for the good of humanity, because your government will kill you.