WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY! -(now with 100% less birth defects)

I was thinking of changing it up a bit this week and re-naming it 'White Baby Hump Day', but in the wake of last week's WBW DEBOCLE, I decided to play it mellow.  Plus I didn't want a bunch of Catholic priests up in here jacking off via an errant google search...-You sick, sick motherfuckers.

WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY

I'm like a modern Garfield, except two days later...I'm beginning to hate Wednesdays.

WHITE BABY WEDNESDAYS ARE BACK!!

You thought White Baby Wednesdays were just gonna be a 'one and done' type of affair? -Hell no son, we're in this for the long haul, yeenknow? Our boy Hitch Mologna just emailed us this stunner white-baby and back story to set off this week's White Baby Wednesday!-Good looking out Hitch!:

"So i hooked up with this girl a few years back at an out of town wedding, and we ended up adding each other on facebook. talked a couple times, she lived 8 hours away, so the convo ended fairly quick. about a year later she's got all these pics of her and a new bf, and then just a few months ago she posted pics of their new baby! hahah thank god i didn't pursue that overly fertile drunken wedding encounter). anyway, her baby looks like ET. heres the most recent update from her...
..i'm pretty sure i can find homelier pictures than this one if i take the time to scroll through 16 albums of her ugly 2 month old... thats a shit ton of ugly baby pics in two months.."

yours truly,

Hitch Mologna

Remember to send all White Baby Wednesday submissions to lordsofapathy@gmail.com and be sure to write 'White Baby Wednesdays' in the subject line.
-Godspeed

WHITE BABY WEDNESDAYS!

It's official, I'm making White Baby Wednesdays an regular column on LOA, but I need your help.  Now I know what you're thinking: 'How can I get involved in White Baby Wednesdays?' Well it's actually quite simple. Keep a watchful eye out for white babies -they're everywhere. If you see one that's exceptionally creepy, snap a quick phone pic of it and send it to your boy Snickerdoodles at lordsofapathy@gmail.com .

Get it crackin!

CRAZYTOWN WEDNESDAYS!

Due to the overwhelming success of 'Crazytown Mondays' I decided to extend our coverage to Wednesdays also! Check out these brilliant musicians performing their smash hit single 'Drowning'. Lyrics? -Somebody want lyrics!??: