MICHELLE MALKIN; 2012 INDUCTEE INTO THE STUPID CUNT HALL OF FAME

Somebody jam a sandpaper-covered dildo down her throat and shut this bitch up.

REAL TALKER: OCCUPY WALL STREET EDITION

It came down to airing this dude, or a guy with blond dreadlocks, tripping on mushrooms, playing bongo drums, and wearing a flourescent green jester hat. Guess which one they picked?

Can I Pay Comcast To Not Get This Channel?

I don't want to tell you how to do your job or anything, but that's Tina Fey.

REAL TALKER: ANTHONY WEINER

You GO boy! Don't take any bullshit from these dimwits on Fox news. Watch as this interview turns into a petty, 3-ring circus, non-interview, interview.  I love it though. A-Dubs's condescension skills are top notch.

TEA BAGGER MELTDOWN OF THE YEAR!

This guy's a real piece of work. The magnitude of his hypocrisy makes Stephen 
Baldwin look like an undrafted rookie benchwarmer.

LOA's PATHETIC SELL-OUT Du MOIS: KEVIN JACKSON

This dude needs to kill himself. 

SPECTACULAR MORNING RACISM FROM FOX AND FRIENDS

Classic case of 'I just said something stupid, so let me try to obscure it by saying 5 more equally stupid things'. Steve Doocy accidentally reveals some raw uncut racism in the most bumbling awkward way possible. I'm just surprised that he didn't take the opportunity to lump all blacks in with middle-eastern people as his preferred targets for airport racial profiling. The situation is exponentially sweeter in that the consultant he's speaking with is a Muslim named Ahmed Rehab. C'mon Steve... -Try to keep up. Even the most seasoned rasicts know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em. You're making this look like amateur hour.

THE UTTERLY STUPID LEADING THE RETARDED

Like a Pied Piper for ignorant people, Sarah Palin is whipping her intelectually bankrupt base into a frenzy over her new book 'Going Rogue'. I gotta admit, its kind of interesting conceptually, the idea of a complete idiot who knows virtually nothing about anything, writing a book for people eager to absorb her lack of knowledge... Is it even possible to get dumber by reading? I think it might be. FUCKING CHRIST... When's Soulja Boy gonna write a book? My mind is in need of a vacation.

FACE TIME ON FOX NEWS WITH ANDREW WK

There is no context for this clip, but don't assume that there's any logical reason whatsoever that Andrew WK is an authority on what's morally acceptable... Then again, Fox news is a magical world where it makes perfect sense to consult Andrew WK on such things.

Shep Smith Hates Torture

At the risk of getting thrown off of LOA, let me say that I enjoy Shep Smith. Dude flies off the handle from time to time, and is prone to bloopers. I imagine if Fox News subscribed to Shep's moral prohibition on torture, we'd see a lot less of Glenn Beck.

GLENN BECK HEADLINES LUNATICPALOOZA '09

When you have Ted Nugent backing you up with guitar riffs, as you wax poetic about liberty and seceding from the United States, I think it's safe to say that you are not a journalist. If you take anything this guy says seriously, you are a fucking moron. Just so that this makes sense in my mind, I'm gonna go ahead and assume that every one of these people in attendance makes over 250K per year, and is mad as hell about their taxes being raised.

"FAIR AND BALANCED"

If you love bitchy, combative, propaganda jackhammering Fox-style 'journalism', you'll love this one!

THE LOA NO-SPIN ZONE: FOX 'NEWS' IS A VULGAR WASTE OF OUR COLLECTIVE TIME.

I can't even say anything about this I'm so annoyed... Just watch it.

LIL' O'REILLY

I'd watch this show every day if it was on Fox.
Little Bill O'Reilly Tells It Like It Is - Watch more free videos(Good looking out Rondellington)

AS ALWAYS, FOX NEWS' FAIR AND BALANCED REPORTING

A few things to look for:
•First off, look for the one dude in the room who tries to raise his hand for McCain and his wife forces his hand down.-Beautiful!
•Next; watch when the reporter asks who's voting for Obama, and that very same dude raises his hand (along with everyone else in the room)
•Is it just me, or is it astounding that in a random room full of old white people, like 95% of them are voting for Obama?
•The fact that this was on Fox, and the best he can come up with is "Looks like the room is split"... -PRICELESS!

NAS VS. FOX NEWS

MORE TALK OF KILLING OBAMA ON FOX 'NEWS'

Is it just me, or is openly talking about 'knocking off' a current senator, let alone a presumptive nominee for President of the United States, (on national TV no less), bordering on some shit that should, at the very least, put you on some kind of F.B.I. watch list??...-Oh wait... Never mind, I forgot, It's the FBI and the CIA who are the ones who carry out the political assassinations. My bad.

YO SON, GIMME A TERRORIST FIST-JAB...

Put this one in the running for one of Fox news' more ludicrous, idiotic stories of all time. "TERRORIST FIST-JAB??" -Are you fucking shitting me!?? Hey Fox, has this common gesture that's been around forever, ever been referred to as a 'terrorist fist-jab' prior to it being used to cast doubts on wether or not Obama is down with Al Quaida or not? They didn't even have any footage of supposed terrorists actually doing this 'fist-jab' to run alongside it to support their made-up bullshit allegation. Instead they juxtaposed it with pictures of Bush acting like a fucking moron... -Speaking of questionable gestures, while you were on the topic, why didn't you bother showing any pictures of any of the Bushs' throwing up the 'devil horns' constantly. This at least would be a curious dumb little story, considering they are devout 'Christians' and all... -Good 'Fair and Balanced' Journalism Fox.

BILL MOYERS PROFESSIONALLY SONS FOX SCUMBAG FOR THE RECORD

Bill Moyers is a certified pimp. There is no doubt about it.
But its a beautiful thing when you see it in action.
Watch how cool calm and collected he stays while he
sons this FOX underling, telling him to bring his boy
Bill O'Rilelly to his feet and for Rupert Murdoch to come clean.
All the while this asshole runs the typical bully,
shit for shot, FOX reporter schtick. Exiting the accosting,
as all FOX reporters should, tail between legs.

In short: FOX, DONT STEP TO BILL MOYERS,
UNLESS YOU HAVE HIS MOTHERFUCKING MONEY.

JESSE VENTURA KEEPING IT REAL ON FOX NEWS

From Navy Seal, to professional wrestler, to movie star, to Minnesota state governor, to author, to member of the Klingon High Council (see photos of Jesse in his post-gubernatorial, beard dreads, not-giving-a-fuck phase), and now 9-11 conspiracy theorist. Fuck it. Let’s be real—Jesse Ventura is a superhero. At this point in time I can’t think of anyone who keeps it more real than this guy. He goes on Fox News and with unflappable conviction drops math on the fact that two planes can’t possibly bring down three buildings. This dude’s apparently not afraid of paramilitary goons in blacked-out Suburbans coming to whisk him off to a FEMA camp in the middle of the night. Probably because he’s strapped the fuck out —I saw Predator—that Gatling gun was no joke. Plus, have you seen this dude’s wiz?—She’s built like Red Sojna. I know she’s down to jux someone in the neck with a battle-ax or a two-handed bastard sword if they get backed into a tight corner.Unfortunately, you have to also listen to neocon dipshit Sean Hannity flap his gums as well.(good looking out Nicky V.)