BOOK BY ITS COVER VOL.3

You guys know what time it is: it's Volume 3 of 'Book By Its Cover'. Once again, LOA's very own disgraced blogger 'Kid Lover', is back with another stunning ensemble that is sure to capture the imaginations of an entire generation of people wasting their lives on the internet.

The rules of  'Book By Its Cover' are pretty straightforward; basically you have to look at the person pictured and guess what they're about. Solely based on their appearance, what kind of shit are they into?: -music, political views, strange habits, sexual practices etc. Be creative and thorough. The more specific and far-reaching the info you give, the better.  Leave your replies in the 'comments' section below.  If you're still stuck on how this thing works, check out the comments from Book By Its cover Vol. 1 and Vol. 2. -They're pretty epic.

Above is the ensemble Kid Lover decided to wear to the watch football with us at the bar on Monday night. I don't want to mislead anyone here, when I say "watch football" I don't remember seeing him so much as glance at the TV for more that a few seconds the entire night. I don't think he knows or cares about anything that has to do with any kind of athletic competition. I saw him try to throw a football once and it was heartbreaking. Imagine a stuck-up rich girl trying to throw a live grenade that's covered in honey.

I think he was hoping that there was a dance floor there so he could show us his new Melbourne hardstyle shuffle he's been working on.

THE CATWALK OF SEXUAL INDISGRESIONS II

People always say that most of the clothing from runway shows is too impractical to wear on the street. That's why I made my latest line casual but yet playful and flirty. The main thing that you need in order to pull off wearing this, is ATTITUDE! The clothes only get you halfway there... -If you're not gonna rock your shit with aplomb and panache, then don't even waste our time. The couture tsunami cannot be stopped! -so either lead, follow, or get the fuck out of my way bitch!!(Click image to enlarge)
This hot new look I came up with is a little something I like to call the 'Russian Gigolo Rapist'. I gotta say, this style isn't for everybody so caveat emptor -Proceed with caution babe!(Click image to enlarge)

L.O.A. FASHION ALERT!

You know how when a British musician is singing a song, you can hardly detect a trace of an accent, but then you hear that same person in an interview and you're like "what the fuck are you saying?" -That's pretty much the same thing with Soulja Boy... -'Cept you can't barely understand what he's talking about at any point in time... Even when you're able to decipher the actual words he's attempting to say, it still doesn't make a whole bunch of contextual sense. I like how "KnowwhatI'msayin'" and "Nahmean" are the favorite catchphrases of people who have virtually nothing of substance to talk about... As if Souljahboy's trying to break down the Pythagorean Theorem, and he's super concerned that everyone is following along. -Yeah, I fucking get it already...-You're mumbling on and on about a hat or some sneakers, or making a bunch of money...-I get it...-Neclace, diamonds...-DUDE!-I get it!!! Anyways, with regard to what Souljaboy (Tellem) is talking about, Translation: He's got a brand new shitty, shitty clothing line coming out. It's a bunch of crappy hats sweats and jackets, all with the same dogshit embroidered logo on 'em... Basically if you want to dress like a gay baby with rainbow-colored day-glo rave tracksuits, this is your brand. (Good lookin out John A.)