You guys know what time it is: it's Volume 3 of 'Book By Its Cover'. Once again, LOA's very own disgraced blogger 'Kid Lover', is back with another stunning ensemble that is sure to capture the imaginations of an entire generation of people wasting their lives on the internet.
The rules of 'Book By Its Cover' are pretty straightforward; basically you have to look at the person pictured and guess what they're about. Solely based on their appearance, what kind of shit are they into?: -music, political views, strange habits, sexual practices etc. Be creative and thorough. The more specific and far-reaching the info you give, the better. Leave your replies in the 'comments' section below. If you're still stuck on how this thing works, check out the comments from Book By Its cover Vol. 1 and Vol. 2. -They're pretty epic.
Above is the ensemble Kid Lover decided to wear to the watch football with us at the bar on Monday night. I don't want to mislead anyone here, when I say "watch football" I don't remember seeing him so much as glance at the TV for more that a few seconds the entire night. I don't think he knows or cares about anything that has to do with any kind of athletic competition. I saw him try to throw a football once and it was heartbreaking. Imagine a stuck-up rich girl trying to throw a live grenade that's covered in honey.
I think he was hoping that there was a dance floor there so he could show us his new Melbourne hardstyle shuffle he's been working on.