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Showing posts with label What What in the butt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What What in the butt. Show all posts

December 11, 2010

Checking the Oil

In junior high, I always looked forward to gym class, but I really hated the wrestling section. I didn't see anything official about rolling around on a filthy mat grabbing dudes with acne and b.o. problems. The whole sport struck me as pretty gay. Validating my conclusion is this story from the Fresno Bee:
In a crowded gym during practice in front of parents and coaches, the Buchanan High School wrestler tackled a teammate and executed a move his coaches taught him. He inserted his fingers between the boy's buttocks.It's called the "butt drag," in which a wrestler grabs a rival's butt cheek and puts fingers in the anus to get leverage. The move is widely used at matches around the country and has been around for decades.

But now it is at the center of an uproar after Buchanan High wrestler Preston Hill was expelled and charged with a sex crime for using it on a teammate.

Clovis police, however, say 17-year-old Preston went too far. A police report says that at a July 15 practice, he molested a Buchanan freshman teammate by inserting his fingers deep into the boy's anus, causing him pain.

The butt drag has been in the news before.

In 2007, a 17-year-old South Dakota high school wrestling champ was charged with rape and attempted rape after six wrestlers testified that he penetrated or tried to penetrate their anuses. A lawyer for Jerome Hunt said he was employing a legitimate wrestling move called the butt drag, which is also known as "checking the oil."

October 22, 2009

BREAKUP ADVICE WITH KID LOVER

Ever-Shakespearian in his discourse, LOA's shamed blogger 'Kid Lover' stumbled into another dagger soundbite the other day. I had the sneaking suspicion that he was pulling a George Michael on us by trying to appeal to our heterosexual sensibilities, but I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one...

April 4, 2007

what what?

in the butt. you might remember the Samwell - "What What (in the butt)" post from a while back, well an all new version of that video has shown up on the YouTube scene, i enjoy watching this one a little more maybe? what do you think?



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