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Showing posts with label illegal alien vagina. Show all posts
Showing posts with label illegal alien vagina. Show all posts

November 20, 2010

ALIEN VAGINA

Someone was really on the ball when they capitalized on making these Avatar-model fleshlights. Way before I saw this, I'd ALWAYS think about 'what if the world was really like that late 80's TV show Alien Nation?'  I mean, not those specific aliens per se; but some type of generic 2-arms, 2 legs, head-type humanoid aliens.  I guarantee you there's gonna be X% of the population thats totally gonna have a bizarre alien fetish.  Who knows, maybe the alien chicks would be way hotter than human chicks? I dunno... Wether they were hot, or super spooky looking, there'd always be some amount of people that's just down for some freaky-ass alien sex no matter what they looked like. I wonder if over time people would get so accustomed to the idea that it'd just be a completely normal thing to do.  Anyways, here's what these sick fucks imagined an Avatar pussy would look like:

Notice the triangular architecture of this sleek Avatar-style Vajay-jay; -as well as the ultra-modern dual tri-clitoris features.  I don't know about you guys, but I was just beginning to master my human-style fleshlight, and now they're gonna go and re-invent the wheel on me?  Fuck... Back to the old drawing board I guess...