Hot Italian-American Girl del Giorno: Lauren Simonetti

My wife asked me why there were 20 episodes of Fox News on the TIVO. See answer above.

Hot Italian Girl del Giorno: Cristina Del Basso

When I got married, I gave my wife a sexception list. It was an aspirational list of women she agreed in advance that I could knock it out with without her complaining. Other guys have lists with a bunch of actresses and models they'll never meet. Mine is a bunch of Z-list celebrities as I figure the likelihood of running into them in a lot higher. Anyway, Cristina Del Basso made my list. She was a contestant on Grande Fratello, Italy's version of Big Brother. This clip became a national sensation and the rest (i.e., appearing on my desktop wallpaper) is history.