Hot Italian Girl del Giorno: Cristina Del Basso

When I got married, I gave my wife a sexception list. It was an aspirational list of women she agreed in advance that I could knock it out with without her complaining. Other guys have lists with a bunch of actresses and models they'll never meet. Mine is a bunch of Z-list celebrities as I figure the likelihood of running into them in a lot higher. Anyway, Cristina Del Basso made my list. She was a contestant on Grande Fratello, Italy's version of Big Brother. This clip became a national sensation and the rest (i.e., appearing on my desktop wallpaper) is history.

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LOS ANGELES' FORECAST FOR TODAY: FUCKING HOT!!!

Meet Elita Loresca, our odds-on favorite nominee for weatherperson of the year on the LOA BONER JAMZ '09 Mixtape
Then again, there's always Jackie Guerrido... Tough call...

DRE DAY NYC

Our boy Project Matt, is hosted the world's most Joyous holiday of the year, DRE DAY, yesterday evening in NYC. Apparently it went off... Word on the street was that LOA's own RASTROY was in attendance along with OG Minneapolis homie the INTELion Stallion! Click this LINK for more photos of people drinking Colt 45 and acting a fool at the party. (Click Image to Enlarge)

MUST-SEE CLEAVAGE TV

Another quality program from overseas. The frogs really know how to put it down on the hot-girls-crawling-across-a-slippery- rotating-pipe tip.

UUUHH!! -I LIKE IT LIKE THAT! KEEP WORKIN' THAT BACK, I DUNNO HOW TO ACT -SLOW MOTION FOR ME; SLOW MOTION FOR ME!

(Good looking out Rock Rococo!)

LOA HEALTH CORNER - 30 MINUTES A DAY...

We here at the LoA are, of course, in the utmost physical condition. This is mostly due to our Rambo-style HGH regimen, but also due to the fact that we do aerobic exercises for at least 30 minutes every day.

Here are some of the benefits of light aerobic exercise:
-You reduce the risk of all types of diseases
-You boost your immune system
-You're able to have larger, longer-lasting boners
-Your heart is strengthened
-You get to watch videos of Asian girls with huge boobs jump rope when you're trying to find new ways to exercise.

Remember, 30 minutes every day.

UUUHH!! -I LIKE IT LIKE THAT! -SLOW MOTION FOR ME; SLOW MOTION FOR ME!

(Good looking out Rock Rococo!)

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Let's kick off Stripper Safety Awareness week with a prime example of unsafe work conditions.

I BET I COULD OUTLAST ANY ONE OF THESE GIRLS

I know we've said on here before that some clips we've posted are the best thing that the internet has ever offered. But seriously, I really don't think I'm exaggerating this time (porn not included). Just sit back and try to not let the 8 boners you're about to pop hit you in the chin.

R.I.P. Lil 7 Legs

WELLINGTON, New Zealand --A lamb born with seven legs will have to be euthanized, local media reported Thursday. The animal has three hind legs, two forelegs and two extra legs that hang useless behind its forelegs. Veterinarian Steve Williams at the Canterbury Vets clinic in the rural town of Methven said the lamb, born Friday, also was missing a portion of its bowel and so would have to be destroyed. "To keep it alive is probably inhumane really," Williams told the Ashburton Guardian newspaper. Williams said he believed an error during embryo formation had resulted in the lamb being born polydactyl "with many MANY fucking legs" a condition that occurs once in several million sheep. Dave Callaghan said his mind was FUCKING blown when he found the seven-legged freak on his farm along with its mother and normal twin sibling.

ALTERNATIVE METHOD FOR BREAST SELF-EXAM

Before you begin your breast exam, it is recommended that you drink approximately 5 or so Foster's tall-cans of beer. When you are finished drinking then, line up the empty cans along a counter or tabletop roughly 24-36 inches apart. Next, cup your hands around both the top and underside of one of your breasts, and gently slam it down as hard as possible atop each of the empty Fosters cans in a downward 'crushing' motion. Repeat exam every 24 hours for the next 7 months, or as recommended by physician.

WHAT IS THE SCREENING PROCESS FOR BREAST CANCER?

Screening for breast cancer before there are symptoms can be important. Screening can help doctors find and treat cancer early. Treatment is more likely to work well when cancer is found early. Your doctor may suggest the following screening tests for breast cancer:
Screening mammogram
Clinical breast exam
Breast self-exam
You should ask your doctor about when to start and how often to check for breast cancer.

HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: YOKO MATSUGANE

Even after all these years / I miss you when your not here / I wish you were here my dear Yoko,
Even if it's just a day / I miss you when your away / I wish you were here today dear Yoko,
Even if it's just one night / I miss you and it don't feel right / I wish you were here tonight dear Yoko,
Even if it's just an hour / I wilt just like a fading flower / Ain't nothing in the world like our love dear Yoko,
(-R.I.P. John Lennon)

and speaking of huge boobs...

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD!?