Terrible Tattoo: 4/20 Edition

What has to be happening in your life that you'd consider a smoked out mascot tattoo? I don't know if this is a post-retirement nod to Michael Jordan, a Quintin Dailey tribute, or if this guy only had the cash for one tattoo and couldn't decide if the theme should be the Bulls or weed. If you're gonna go this route, consider getting the Phillie Phanatic doing lines of coke. Dude's nose is just a huge tube, so that would be pretty cool.

UPDATE: I was just informed that yesterday was 4/20.

D Pound

I'm actually more confused than disgusted by this photo.  With the "#" in the wrong place, I don't know if this person is a the number one dick sucka, or if he/she only sucks one pound dicks. Is this a man or a woman? What does the other tattoo say? Jerry? Jerk? Why is this person wearing chain mail? What's up with those herpes lips? I'm so confused...

Another Great Vagina Tattoo

If her vagina is actually blue and yellow, I'm not sure I'd call it "beautiful." I'd be more likely to call a cab home.

Terrible Tattoo Time

I caught this one in the wild. It's an F-bomb! So hilarious. I wish I took video of the reactions that girls had to this awesome ink. I think "what a dummy" is the nicest comment I overheard.