The Takeover: Warren Watson

When I was a kid, I might have told you that I wanted to be a doctor, construction worker or soldier when I grew up. Today's kids are saying they want to be Warren Watson. This guy can do it all: gay professor, unintimidating biker, proctologist, 1980s beam walker or a Halloween party guest. I haven't seen range like this since Hoffman played Tootsie.

I feel like I want to make a movie just so I can cast Warren Watson. Snick, please make "LOA: The Motion Picture" happen! I'm calling dibs on 2Dubs playing DMD!

WARREN WATSON, -DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!

Just a few months back, we were congratulating our boy Warren Watson on landing the highly sought after Gear Wrench© campaign, and now  it seems like W-dubs is poised to take over Hollywood with his rugged, all-American, I-don't-give-a-fuck attitude. This is less of an 'update', and more of a heads-up to the entire modeling and entertainment industry: lube up motherfuckas,Warren Watson is about to rip all y'all new assholes.

WARREN WATSON UPDATE!

CONGRATULATIONS to our boy Warren Watson on landing his gig to be the new face of Gear Wrench©! Hats off to you brother, may your career continue to THRIVE! 

WARREN WATSON IS BACK UP IN THIS BITCH!

Human crack in the flesh is back. -Holler at your boy!

WARREN WATSON HEADSHOTS

He can either play a gay college professor, or a gay biker. Holler at him here...

IT'S WARREN WATSON'S WORLD; WE JUST LIVE IN IT

Act like you know Bitch!