LORDS OF APATHY

May 11, 2006

CHILD PAGEANTS ARE FUCKED UP

Just when you think you've seen the most fucked thing ever. BLAAAM BLAAAM!!- Child pageants y'all! This shit is beyond sick. Believe me; I go out of my way to see sick shit all the time and this stuff takes the freaking cake. I saw a documentary on the IFC channel the other day and man; -whatever faith I had in mankind completely flew out the window. Now, I'm no child psychologist or anything, but I somehow get the sneaking suspicion that entering your kid in a pageant for who's "the most beautiful" isn't the best thing for a 4-year old's self esteem. -I mean it'd be fine for me because my kid is adorable and she would easily crush everybody elses' booger-bear-ass gargoyle mutant-ass kids...-but that's besides the point.The point is... I dont know, this stuff just seems wrong.-In every sense of the word 'wrong'. Coked out white trash moms pinning all their hopes and dreams on wether or not little Brittany does her tap-dancing "Wake me up before you go-go" routine flawlessly. This one mom said she spent over 70 thousand dollars in one year enteing her 5-year old daughter in pageants. -But I bet during the time she's not working her 3 jobs to pay for all that she's a really good mom. The sheer desperation in her eyes as the judges called out the winners was a tragedy of epic proportions.

5 comments:

RasTroy said...

Gross. Welcome to the Republican party.

Anonymous said...

these kids need something to do before kindergarten, not to mention this prepares them for life

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

good point anonymous, I guess I never though of it that way... damn.

Mike Davis said...

Uhhhh is that third photo of an actual living human being?

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

At one point.. -Yes. Under many laters of makeup, airbrushing and photoshop. Completely creepy and disturbing. And that's saying a lot coming from me.