Fucking CHRIST... So I got $200 riding on the Bears tonight vs. the Vikings in the football pool tiebreaker at work. And wouldn't you know, -3rd-string motherfucking KYLE ORTON is starting in place of Rex Grossman, who's out with some kind of knee injury. -FUUUCK!! Generally, (especially when it comes to betting) the Vikings always do the polar opposite of what I want them to do, so expect a full-blown meltdown from me later tonight... If I loose this, I'm holding Kyle Orton personally responsible.
-Kyle Orton doing what he does best.