AN OPEN LETTER TO KYLE ORTON

Thanks a lot buddy; really good game there. I especially liked that lolipop rainbow wounded duck-ass pass you threw at the end of the game. It was cool how you threw it into the upper stratosphere so that Darren Sharper would have time to recover on defense and intercept it. I mean the motherfucker was only WIDE OPEN for the score had you not tried to bounce it off the roof of the dome before hitting your reciever. So yeah, way to seize the opportunity tonight, good job... -fucking asshole.

BUFFALO 66 IN THE MAKING.

Fucking CHRIST... So I got $200 riding on the Bears tonight vs. the Vikings in the football pool tiebreaker at work. And wouldn't you know, -3rd-string motherfucking KYLE ORTON is starting in place of Rex Grossman, who's out with some kind of knee injury. -FUUUCK!! Generally, (especially when it comes to betting) the Vikings always do the polar opposite of what I want them to do, so expect a full-blown meltdown from me later tonight... If I loose this, I'm holding Kyle Orton personally responsible.

-Kyle Orton doing what he does best.