LORDS OF APATHY

June 10, 2008

YO SON, GIMME A TERRORIST FIST-JAB...

Put this one in the running for one of Fox news' more ludicrous, idiotic stories of all time. "TERRORIST FIST-JAB??" -Are you fucking shitting me!?? Hey Fox, has this common gesture that's been around forever, ever been referred to as a 'terrorist fist-jab' prior to it being used to cast doubts on wether or not Obama is down with Al Quaida or not? They didn't even have any footage of supposed terrorists actually doing this 'fist-jab' to run alongside it to support their made-up bullshit allegation. Instead they juxtaposed it with pictures of Bush acting like a fucking moron... -Speaking of questionable gestures, while you were on the topic, why didn't you bother showing any pictures of any of the Bushs' throwing up the 'devil horns' constantly. This at least would be a curious dumb little story, considering they are devout 'Christians' and all... -Good 'Fair and Balanced' Journalism Fox.

3 comments:

Editor said...

The anchor on that segment just lost her show. I hope you are happy.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

It's not specifically her, considering that it is the entire focus of Fox news to discredit any democrat, and promote Republican propaganda. She was just the talking head reading the teleprompter, and subsequently the scapegoat once the shit hit the fan. I think she got a bad deal, considering she lost her job for essentially doing what Fox wanted her to do.But I do think that it's a good precedent to have these shitbags be held accountable for the dishonest non-'journalism' that they loosely call news.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Let's not get crazy here... It was a simple 'pound', a casual 'fist bump', a 'terrorost fist-jab'. No big deal... If this was some choreographed attempt to court the hip-hop vote (if there even is such a thing) who fucking cares? This is the exact thing that the media wants us to be wasting our time on... -Wether or not Obama is down with jigga, or down with Bin Laden. How's about we spend our time learning about the candidates POLICIES? -And while we're at it, maybe their VOTING RECORD on the issues that concern us. Until we stop forming our political decisions in the same manner that we'd choose the prom king, we are going to constantly end up with cunts like Reagan, Cheney and George ruining our lives and the country, 4 years at a time. You can say "Fuck Obama/ Fuck McCain" all you want, but to put both of them in the same category based on the tabloid issues the media spoonfeeds us is absurd. Bottom line; one of these dudes is gonna be president; Decide if you want the dude who gives his wife a pound and claims to like Jay-Z or the guy who wants to stay in Iraq for 100 years and 'Bomb, Bomb, Bomb,bomb-Iran"...