HORRIBLE RAP MONDAY: THE YOUNG CONS

Who would have thought thought that 2 dorky christian, republican, white guys could manage to suck this ferociously at rapping? Negative 9 mics

WORSE IS BETTER: THE REPUBLICAN STANCE ON HEALTHCARE (Explained by Sam Seder)

YO SON, GIMME A TERRORIST FIST-JAB...

Put this one in the running for one of Fox news' more ludicrous, idiotic stories of all time. "TERRORIST FIST-JAB??" -Are you fucking shitting me!?? Hey Fox, has this common gesture that's been around forever, ever been referred to as a 'terrorist fist-jab' prior to it being used to cast doubts on wether or not Obama is down with Al Quaida or not? They didn't even have any footage of supposed terrorists actually doing this 'fist-jab' to run alongside it to support their made-up bullshit allegation. Instead they juxtaposed it with pictures of Bush acting like a fucking moron... -Speaking of questionable gestures, while you were on the topic, why didn't you bother showing any pictures of any of the Bushs' throwing up the 'devil horns' constantly. This at least would be a curious dumb little story, considering they are devout 'Christians' and all... -Good 'Fair and Balanced' Journalism Fox.