LORDS OF APATHY

August 7, 2008

BRING ME THE HEAD OF TED THOMPSON...

DENIAL... That's what I've been in for the past month trying to come to terms with this whole Packers/ Favre DEBACLE. This is so depressing and surreal... It's like watching a video of your girlfriend fuck your arch-enemy (well not 'ARCH' enemy (I.E. Vikings), but regular enemy (I.E. Jets) in super-slow-mo...-And all because Ted Thompson made it happen. Suck my Balls Ted Thompson.

11 comments:

Jim the Rza said...

I feel you. It's like KG going to Boston. I still remember him popping out his Celtics jersey after they barely squeaked by the Wolves in Boston, it really felt like the ex girlfriend thing. And then he was hurt when he came back to Target Center, but it was still a sold out crowd. We all gave him a standing o for a minute and a half when he came out to take a bow before going back to the locker room to watch the game. It was a great moment, but then it was back to the fact of him being on the Celtics. But it made it better when he won his ring and the first thing out of his mouth after was "this is for everybody in Sota!" Still bittersweet, but I'm not feeling bad about it anymore and I'm actually excited for the new Wolves team.

Well, sorry to get off on the KG tangent, but it seems like the same kind of thing. But for your sake, at least Favre didn't end up on the Vikings. Ok I'll shut up you deserve to be pissed.

RasTroy said...

Well said S Dot

Ted Thompson is a certified republican and or major asshole. Way to handle it all so well you stupid fuck.

As much as I cant digest this new #4 in
jet green, im strangely rooting for him.

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Anonymous said...

Ted Chumpson eats dick on a bun. Mike Mcfarty does too, with relish.

Brad "The Jet" Pitt said...

I have always wanted to buy and rock a Farve uniform, but being a Vikings fan I could never sport Green and Yellow, but now that he's a Jet, I can finally buy one.

(you are asking yourself, if you are a Vikings fan how the fuck can you be a Farve fan? Well simpleton, I am a football fan and as a football fan, I know that Farve is one of the all time greats and have always respected his game even though I puke anything Wisconsin...)

That said, Green Bay management are fucking idiots, they must be sharing notes with McFail...

(another sidenote, watching the ceremony opening of the olympics in China. WOW. What discipline, grace, power and strength.)

Steady P... said...

Go Vikes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Fuck the Vikings. I heard they fuck eachother in the showers.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Yes, that has just been confirmed. The Vikings do fuck each other in the shower... They love that shit.

Capt. Stubing said...

Actually we 'smoot' broads with double-dildos.

I could go down the old "fudge-packer" road, but why kick you when you are down? Seeing your team transform from a storied franchise to the midwest version of the Buffalo Bills is perfect enough. ENJOY THE SEASON, douchewater. This might be your best shot to win 7-8 games for the next decade or so..


Aaron Rogers = Lynn Dickey

The Best Brewer Ever was born in Minnesota... said...

It's cool. I was thinking about going down the old "fudge-packer" comeback road myself, but then I think well this is the same state that hosts the Bucks, Brewers and Jeffery Dahmer and I think....ya, no comeback needed...

They have enough trouble.

Anonymous said...

It's funny how much cooler Wisconsin is than Minnessota but everybody from there thinks they're the shit because they have the gay ass Twin Cities. Wisconsinites keep shit way realer.