LORDS OF APATHY

July 29, 2009

NOPE...

Sorry Vikings fans. It looks like you're gonna have to pin your postseason hopes on either Tarvaris Jackson or something called 'Sage Rosenfels' at the quarterback position. Just 2 days before the beginning of training camp, my former boy Brett Favre, decided to remain retired (we'll see) and forgo the opportunity to stab thousands of loyal Packer fans, who supported him during his 16 year tenure in Green Bay, in their collective hearts... Thanks...-I guess. I dunno, part of me was actually kindof looking forward to watching the surreal drama of the whole thing unfold. Kinda like when Hulk Hogan switched over to being a bad guy and thought it'd be a dope idea to dye his gay little moustache black in order to signify the switchover. In the case of Favre, I think things would have gotten really ugly had he suited up for the Vikes, -far beyond my proposed pregame bonfire of all of Green Bay Favre-related Memorabilia when they faced Minnesota on November 1st at Lambeau. Anyways, basically what I'm trying to say is 'Suck it Vikings fans, and may your season be filled with misery and disappointment' (not that you aren't acustomed to this already).

"ENJOY...THE SEASON!" -Mike Tice

9 comments:

thelossprevention.com said...

We'll never forget you Brent

C-Rocka said...

I still say Fuck'em! Good luck this year, VikQUEENS!

Anonymous said...

fuck this homo sexual asshole. ended his career like a little fucking bitch.

boozin sarandon said...

fuck football

RasTroy said...

Word Barry. Extra emphasis on the "Suck it Vikings fans."

Anonymous said...

You know, you being in love with brett farve makes you gay right?

Detroit Murder Dog said...

It was going to be 2 wins for the Bears no matter how this shook out, but I wanted to see him totally embarrass himself with the Vikes after tarnishing his legacy with the Jets. 40% chance he tries to come back next season.

hubble said...

Fuck football, baseball & basketball. Seriously...overpaid, roided up, pre-Madonnas. I don't get it. Living vicarously through other assholes. These guys don't rep your town, only who's payin' em' at the moment.

Jim Rome said...

Let's bring it down a notch guys. Ranting on and on like a lunatic about superfluous issues in the realm of professional sports is my job. You want to wax nostalgic about what could, or could not, have happened regarding the career choices of one Brett Farve then get a sports radio show. Afterall, everyone else has one. And by the way guys, you might want to reign it in a little on the gonja tokes. That stuff will melt your brain.