LORDS OF APATHY

July 7, 2009

TAKE THE SARAH PALIN CHALLENGE!

Fuuuuck.... This in the most retarded, convoluted, incoherent, rambling groupings of words ever assembled. Originally, I was going to challenge our viewers on making heads or tails of what the hell Sarah Palin's talking about in this speech; but since that is clearly not possible, I've downgraded the challenge to actually just listening the whole thing without your brain exploding. Let me know how long you're able to hold out in the comments section below.

8 comments:

garrett perry said...

26 seconds...

Tommy Massaccio said...

Someone get this broad an oxygen mask. Remember in high school when you'd have to get up and give a book report or something, but you hadn't read the book, so you'd get up and just talk about dumb shit for 10 minutes and hope that your English teacher was too drunk to follow along. That's kind of what this sounds like. I do appreciate the brilliant use of illiteration, however: "Stuart withstood such distain," is a beatufully written phrase. But then what's all this talk about "bold visionaries"? Bold visionaries knew you'd be the perfect running-mate for throwing the '08 election. And still bragging about how J. Mc tapped her. Lastly, this may be a little knit-picky, but America refers to both North and South America. If you want to talk about the United States of America you should call it the U.S. or the United States, or if you want to be super trashy, the U.S. of A, but not America. Thank you.

simonflores@gmail.com said...

"Caribou Barbie is one nutty puppy."

All hail Maureen Dowd!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/05/opinion/05dowd.html

I guess she will be missed in a Dan Quayle sort of way. Actually no, she will not be missed. Now she can go back to hunting wolves from a helicopter.

Anonymous said...

1:08 y no mas

C-Rocka said...

1:26-The way she said ALASKA and repeatitively saying GOD BLESS made me wanna barf.

The Daily Bench said...

it was hard at any point not to go to another tab and either read something else or talk to someone on facebook. that's right. it's that bad!

* said...

48 seconds

reheezy said...

2:26,for whatever reason