REAL TALKER Du JOUR

I love situations like this, where Sarah Palin's tiny mind is caught in between trying to seem pro-constitution/ first amendment and trying to save face politically as the cameras roll. -Especially when that means someone putting up a 30-foot banner reading 'WORST GOVERNOR EVER' in the background while filming her stupid-ass TV show 'Sarah Palin's Alaska' for the TLC channel. Adding insult to injury, she stepped to the creator of the banner and just got intellectually manhandled...-Beautiful.  This whole situation reminded me of the time DJ Lady Tribe showed up at a wall posing with spraypaint cans, trying to look cute in 5-inch stripper heels, so that her photographer could shoot pics for her website. About 2 minutes into the 'shoot' she completely stepped right into a massive pile of dogshit. like a mini-dogshit mountain.. That dog must have been constipated for a month before unleashing that one.  The takeaway: It's virtually impossible to look cute while scraping dog shit off of your shoes.

(Read the full story at the Huffington Post)

TAKE THE SARAH PALIN CHALLENGE!

Fuuuuck.... This in the most retarded, convoluted, incoherent, rambling groupings of words ever assembled. Originally, I was going to challenge our viewers on making heads or tails of what the hell Sarah Palin's talking about in this speech; but since that is clearly not possible, I've downgraded the challenge to actually just listening the whole thing without your brain exploding. Let me know how long you're able to hold out in the comments section below.

JACK CAFFERTY

Give this dude a verse on the 'Whoop That Trick' remix... I generally think cranky old white dudes are kind of a pain in the ass, but this guy has a way of keeping it refreshingly real. Watch as he takes Sarah Palin to the woodshed on her Katie Couric interview. He even straightens out Wolf Blitzer in the process... PRICELESS!!!