LORDS OF APATHY

May 31, 2010

Airport Shopping

Thunderstorms in Chicago kept me at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport all day. Delta wouldn't tell us when we could leave, so I had no choice but to pound Coronas at Chilis Too until I blacked out. When I woke up, I was at the checkout counter at something called The Spirit of the Red Horse buying the painting shown above. Turns out all sales are final.

Trying to walk off the disappointment of a $2500 tab for a painting of two grizzlies in a canoe, I stopped into a store called Sport Minnesota where I saw the shirt below. Seriously, under what circumstances would buying this tee be acceptable?

3 comments:

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

That t-shirt is a total abomination.

Scott said...

Fuck you. I own that shirt.

Anonymous said...

When you start wearing a Brewers hat as opposed to a Twins hat,I might start taking your hatred for the Vikings a little more seriously.
-REH