LORDS OF APATHY

August 7, 2010

LETTING KNOWLEDGE BE BORN... 50-TYSON IS BACK!

If rapping was an event in the Special Olympics, your boy 50-Tyson would be the odds-on favorite to take home the bronze medal. I think part of his charm is that, it's as if this dude is completely oblivious to the fact that he is absolutely terrible at rapping. I'd say the key to him improving would be to first learn how to construct a cohesive sentence. Something where what you're saying at the beginning of the sentence remotely ties into what you're saying at the conclusion of that sentence. Also maybe look into having an overall point to what you're talking about. -That definitely wouldn't hurt either. -Oh yeah, and try to make some of the words in those sentences rhyme with one another.  From what I hear, that's kinda key to "rapping".  Food for thought...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eli Porter/50 Tyson collabo!

Imbecilic Repellent said...

Damn, this guy is fucking brain damaged beyond repair; maybe he needs a labotomy procedure performed on his frontal lobe or something.
At least he is "rapping" in the bathroom near a toilet, so maybe he does know his work is related to shit!

Somebody take this guy's internet privileges away before he spreads his disease amid the cyber-community. Ha-ha!

Anonymous said...

How about a 50 Tyson/ Lil King....I ain't gon lie I'm swaggerballin'.

J Burnz said...

Its like watching his brain chase its own tail.