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Check out our boy Preston Harper's latest skateboarding adventures in Minnesota complete with soundtrack from Minneapolis' own 50 Tyson!
minnesota montage from preston harper on Vimeo.

50-TYSON IS BLOWING THE FUCK UP!!

And yes, I did already ordered my "I aint gonna lie, I'm 50 Tyson" T-shirt...

CAN I BE THE ONE THAT HOLD YOU DOWN?

I really like 50 Tyson, because he's super candid in his music. He's like hella sincere. P.S. -Why is the radio always coming at 50 Tyson? It's like 15 16 sweet 16 all day every day, red blue green, those are only colors doe. He's 50 Tyson, he aint gonna lie, why's he gotta lie? He's 50-Tyson, a ball player, all day all nite, 50, 50 uhhh... -REMIXXX!!!

LETTING KNOWLEDGE BE BORN... 50-TYSON IS BACK!

If rapping was an event in the Special Olympics, your boy 50-Tyson would be the odds-on favorite to take home the bronze medal. I think part of his charm is that, it's as if this dude is completely oblivious to the fact that he is absolutely terrible at rapping. I'd say the key to him improving would be to first learn how to construct a cohesive sentence. Something where what you're saying at the beginning of the sentence remotely ties into what you're saying at the conclusion of that sentence. Also maybe look into having an overall point to what you're talking about. -That definitely wouldn't hurt either. -Oh yeah, and try to make some of the words in those sentences rhyme with one another.  From what I hear, that's kinda key to "rapping".  Food for thought...

HORRIBLE RAP WEDNESDAY: POSSIBLY THE WORST, MOST EMBARRASSING 'RAP' EVER.

They call him "One-take 50 Tyson". Actually, I'm sure nobody calls him that,-other than himself.  This dude is seriously giving Soulja Boy a run for his money as far as who can have the least amount of lyrical talent. There was a point in time when this level of 'MCing' would have been an utter disgrace to humanity, -and that point in time was1979.  Fast forward 30-odd years later and what have you got? -Motherfucking 50-Tyson. That movie 'Idiocracy' is looking more and more prophetic every day...Good fucking christ... "50-Tyson" really??  What in the sweet mother of fuck are you talking about.  I mean, I got that you're a 'ball player" specifically football , and I appreciate you not lying to us about it and all... But seriously, -what the fuck?  Why did you need to make a 2-minute Youtube video to tell me that?  I think a batch e-mail would have more than sufficed.   

QUESTION:  To the LOA readers out there, has this kid managed to unseat Soulja Boy as the worst rapper of alltime? And if so, how long before he gets a multi-million dollar record contract?  Answers taken in the comments section.