LORDS OF APATHY

December 29, 2010

Horrible Rap Wednesday: Neiman Marcash


Wow, I thought I kept my ear to these Chi City streets, but I somehow missed the Neiman Marcash movement. Young Neiman put the whole city on his back with this one. He really took things to a new level by filming on location outside of the South Loop's Icon movie theater parking lot. On his Facebook page, Neiman says "ladies say I'm hot like hot sauce," so you know dude has similes for days.

Some confusion in the DMD offices as we can't tell if he's Latino or Assyrian/Armenian and pretending to be Latino. I once worked with a guy called Gino who said his parents were Sicilian. He went so far as to wear Italia track suits and a gold horn necklace. I never bought it as he tried too hard to rep for Italians while bringing hummus for lunch every day. I once caught a glimpse of his driver's license and his real name was Nazar.

Anyway, if boo in the video wants to get with "Downtown's Finest," she should holler at DMD.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I'm not cocky, but my cock is". C'mon man, that shit is ill tight yo! Never mind the fact that all he does is brag about nothin' for 3 minutes.

Anonymous said...

definitly persian

9teen said...

THE FUTURE!

Rexwon said...
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Rexwon said...

swapmeat sunglasses: $3.00
fake gold jesus piece: $10.00
getting lil sis to act like your gf in a low budget rap video: PRICELESS

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

That chick makes me almost forget about how shitty his rapping is.